Although I am single, I'm not looking for a relationship of any kind. I'm merely here to stay abreast of the Events happening in my area, and to participate in the forums.

However, for those of you that want to know about me, I suppose I'll give you a little slice of cake.

I generally hate people, and am the life of the party (contradiction, I think so!). I love to listen to my iTouch and will do so, even if you're talking to me. That's right: I just don't care what you think about anything.
I'm rarely described as 'nice', I'm incredibly insensitive and enjoy laughing at those who are.

And let me tell you that although my profile may be a slight exaggeration, it is not that far from the truth. I am not a nice person. I don't get along with very many people, and I don't really need to.

I understand that this is a website and that by publicizing myself I am almost asking to get messages from people telling me what they think, but I am telling you now that this is not why I am on this site. I am on here for forums. So thanks Dr. Phil, but I don't need your personality analysis . If I want to know what you think of me, then I will ask you.


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It's okay to laugh. As a wise man by the name of George W. Bush once said: "I believe humans and fish can coexist peacefully." Okay, seriously.. You HAD to laugh at that.

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Oh, and if/when you message me and notice that I have a word minimum, it's not there to be filled up with "lalalalalalala just-trying-to-get-to-the-minimum-so-i-can-send-you-the-message lalala dododod". Just thought that I would clarify. I also delete anyone who favourites me that I do not know.

“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keeping your mouth shut.”

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I think everyone should listen to The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann.

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On our first date you would sit at the coffee shop with tear stained cheeks for 4 hours while I sat at home watching Little Britain, eating beer nuts.
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