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Sword_fish_81 : My body is like the game
 
City Toronto Ontario
Area Canada
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Scorpio
Height6' 1" (185 cm)

 
Age 24
Gender Man
Body Type Athletic
Religion Other Religion
Hair Color Brown
Private Images No
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Hang Out

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Chemist
Smarts Some college
 
Do you want children? Yes
Do you do drugs? Prefer Not To Say
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? N/A

  Interests
filmmusicart
dancingpartyingguitar
travelexperimental sexfood
lumberjackingerotic massagedrinking

 About Me
 I like making experimental music using my computer and my guitars, my favourite alcoholic beverages are brandy and wine, I love cooking, I dress well and am looking for a woman who shares my sense of style.

I graduated from U of T last year with a degree in Chemistry with minor focus on toxicology and now am a middle manager of a team responsible for pharmaceutical development.

I have traveled the world extensively to places such as Italy, Croatia, Cuba, Costa Rica, most of Eastern Europe, Britain, Finland, Trinidad, and Southern India. I speak English, French, and Czech, with some understanding of Spanish, Italian, and Russian.

I have been playing guitar since I could pick one up and have won numerous awards for classical playing and my own compositions. But do not think I will sing for you.

In my travels I learned a lot about sexual experimentation and I grow tired of repetitive sex. My conduct in bed is not for the faint of heart, or the faint of butt. Also, do not be surprised that my penis is a vastly different colour than the rest of my skin: I received an experimental transplant at the age of 15 from an African porn star named "Long Dong Silver". My penis is like a cactus with sideburns! Scientists have stiduied it and been mystified!

I like animals and children, but only medium-rare! I like to cook but if you do not make me a sandwich, I will punch your neck!

 First Date
  After I pull up to your front door in my 944 you will 45 seconds to hop in the passenger seat and commence giving me road head. I will invariably choose a restaurant that is very far away, and if the blowjob stops once during the ride you are going to be kicked to the curb. Not to mention that if once do I feel teeth, you will lose them! I will check my watch often to make sure I don't cut into the time I will be spending with other women that night!

I serial date! Which means you will be at a table of five, not two! My biggest turn on is when women compete for me, and trust me you will feel compelled to sacrifice your life to win my affection. Whore.


 
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