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Im looking for fun and some dating. If it works out to be long term im all for it.

In ten years i see myself living in a paid off house in the suburbs, two dogs, great wife, mabe kids, owning a business or businesses, going back to school, having more than enough vehicles, and have plenty of money and love to make my family happy.
Really! I can make you smile because I am cuter than I look in my photo. Do you want to meet someone who can make you melt? My friends always say that I am going to make someone very happy. Everyone I know asks why I am still single. If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that I look young for my age. I firmly believe that life is what you make it. My life motto is: live for today! Physically, I think my best feature is my ass, lol. Mentally, I think my best attribute is my reasonableness. I know that I am not perfect, but I never stop trying! If I wanted to impress you, I would do anything. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g! If I had my life to live over, I would get more education. My approach to life has been primarily influenced by my friends. My foremost long-term goal is to open my bar. I am generally happiest when I am having sex, lol what can i say im a guy. A little bit about mom and dad. My mom is a retired social worker that worked in a dialysis clinic. my father is a retired police detective and is doing lots of volunteering with his spare time. i also have a passion for cars. i was taking classes in chicago at UTI for automotive technology. I am going to school for phlebotomy and would like to continue with surgical technology. my ideal car would probably be a new 370z, new camaro, or a 79 camaro. i love dogs and have a golden retriever named zoe. shes awsome. not much tv. however, i love the tv show house m.d.
If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, then what are you waiting for? Contact me!
Some quotes that i thought were perfectly tailored to my personality or just funny.
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Facts are the enemy of truth."
- Don Quixote
"You once asked me why I think I'm always right. And I realized you're right. At least I think you're right...I don't really know now, do I?"
-House, Greg (hugh laurie)
"we can not love everyone indescriminately, we could not function"
-House, Greg (hugh laurie)
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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I am looking for someone who is street-smart, cute, understanding, and low-maintenance. She should be friendly, tender, loving, affectionate, pleasant, thoughtful, caring, supportive, considerate, compassionate, straightforward, and fun to be with. I also value warmth, honesty, passion, patience, and a willingness to pitch in and help. I'd like my partner to be emotionally secure, entrepreneurial, unassuming, and perceptive. It would be refreshing to find someone who doesn't play mind games.