I want a guy who I can run to with tears running down my face and the first thing he says is "whose ass am I kicking babe?" I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't tell me to go on cam if I add you to msn. One, it's rude and two, I hate being told what to do. Don't lie. I see right through you, and it just makes you look like an idiot. iF yoew TypE Lik dis DoNTT MeSSaGEE mE. If you don't like being around alcohol, or don't drink, don't message me. Sounds mean, but we won't get along. If you're very shy, rude or think you're God's gift to women don't message me. I love handymen...I tend to break things by accident. The printer being one. The hall closet being the other. I'm a girl who takes pride in her looks, so don't call me self-absorbed, or a "wannabe Barbie," just because I like my body and want to look good. I get bored easily...(could be ADD, runs in the family) so couch potatoes are a no. I like being around people that can make me laugh, and who will be there when I've had a bad day. Please don't ask if u can put bbq sauce on my feet & lick it off while a midget sucks ur earlobes....yes someone did ask me that.
***must kill spiders on command while I scream, usually from a chair, "kill it!"***
Me: -like watching hockey and football. -like surprises (not "surprise I have bbq sauce & a midget waiting" but like flowers) -favorite color is pink, lucky number is 4 -LOVE to dance! -motto, go hard or go home! Although I have many mottos...
You: -Broad shoulders or defined arms (my weakness!) -Will dance with me without being dragging onto the dance floor -Funny and outgoing -Honest and faithful *If you're not all of these things, no worries, just as long as you have some of these qualities.
Muscle cars are another interest I have. Yes, I've had one and can handle the power. I'm a feminist, politically active, and finishing my degree so don't assume I'm a bimbo or a dumb blond. I'm full of surprises, you'll just have to find out for yourself.
My To Do List... -scuba dive with sharks -travel the world -go to Paris with someone I love -drive a convertable in a hot state -see a sea horse -snorkel in reefs -jump off a waterfall
Mail Settings (To message Harley* you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Male Must not be looking for Other Relationship Must not do drugs Must not be married
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