Hello, my name is Matt and I live outside Chicago, IL. I am an electrician looking for someone to turn my switch to the on position. I am one of those nice guys that is shy and never gets the girl. Thought I would see what happens. Must like men and herself but not stuck on herself. I am old fashioned.... You know, like really old fashioned... I hit you on the head with my club and drag you by the hair into my cave. Arrrg! No, just kidding... I just had to come up with more to write and thought I would make a funny. If you thought it was funny or some what funny then your my kind of girl. If your mad at my hummor then I am too good for you.. ha ha.. "You can't touch this" Just kidding.. another funny. I don't think anybody reads these things anyway.

Nothing fancy, casual lunch or dinner. A friendly date where we can talk and get to know each other.