UPDATE: If you don't have anything nice to say,why say anything at all ? If you don't post a picture,I won't respond . If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?
Well I will try this thing they call *serious*
I have to ask.....Is there really a Mr Right? My experience is usually Mr Right off his rocker
About me....
I smoke
No plans of kicking the habit as of yet.....I'll keep ya posted! Besides, if I quit smoking I would be perfect and I can't stand perfect people!
I'm female
I have wrinkles
I have 2 eyes
I have 2 arms
I have 2 legs
I love to dance...lol even Line Dance ( How corny is that? ahh love it though)
I have a wonderful brain...........in mint condition (hmmmm guess I don't use it much)
I'm getting fat, which is kind of cool.I don't have to suck my gut in anymore.
I don't take myself serious and I love to laugh, what's life without humor?
Witty, Charming,a major smarta$$ with a big heart.I'm honest,and I expect the same thing in return.I don't feel there is ever an excuse to lie.No matter what!
What am I looking for in a man???
A pulse
(uh kidding he can be dead)
Humor, Honest, Able to see the glass half full,Or maybe just able to SEE the glass.Somebody who loves life and accepts people for who and what they are.
(Ok so I was somewhat serious)
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