My Self-Summary-
A lot of people say I come off as very smart but I assure you this is a completely deplorable and slanderous lie. The truth is most of my friends are vegetables and watching cement harden is my only true passion.

*Ahem*, now that that is overwith...I am completely random and spontaneous, do not be afraid of this. I may be shy at first, but once I warm up to you I have no problem opening up so don't get the wrong impression. My sense of humor is very tongue-in-cheek and dry, much like a cracker or piece of toasted bread. I also like discussing current events, politics and other intellectual activities, such as getting really, really wasted.

Who i'd like to meet-
Someone who can take a joke and doesn't take themselves too seriously, someone GIRLY, someone who likes to travel (big plus), is aware of the world and cultures outside the US, likes to explore, and can understand big words.

But, most importantly, i'm looking for someone who likes to have fun, of the different varieties. I like going places and doing things at the drop of a hat, so she must embrace this.

What I’m doing with my life-
Trying to get in the history books

I’m really good at-
Calming people down, playing peacekeeper, finding catchy riffs on the guitar, writing (or so i'm told), forgetting where I parked my car. Finding pretty much anything on the internet.

The first things people usually notice about me-
I'm not sure, if you find out let me know.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food-
Color? Navy blue. TV Show? Da Ali G show or ATHF. Movie? Borat, Fight Club or Napoleon Dynamite. Book? Areas of my expertise by john hodgeman. Food? BBQ ribs. Music? Foo Fighters, Killers, Green Day, Offspring, QOTSA, blink182, Coldplay
The six things I could never do without
music and water. that's pretty much it....thats my bread and butter right now.

I spend a lot of time thinking about-
Everything...I overanalyze everything.

On a typical Friday night I am-
Either out with my friends or playing music

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here-
I'm a guy...extrapolate what meaning you will from that because it's probably true. I'm also a very touchy-feely type person (chicks might know it as being 'affectionate') but i'm smart enough to know when it's appropriate. But if you start touching me....you're gonna need a crowbar to keep me off of you (in a good way)

You should message me if-
you are interested in what i've written or have a fascination with bottled peach preserves and peach preservation techniques, please let me know. also being cute doesn't hurt.

On a more serious note, my goal of being here is not to get laid. I actually want a girlfriend with whom I can have a meaningful, long-term relationship. Sex isn't everything, and at the end i've found you're always wondering if there's anything left to life. I've always been fiercly independent but I guess maturity has caught up with me and i'm ready to allow my self to be tied down with a girl I care about. So if you are a gold digger or just want sex, please do not apply.

A night at the comedy club or go cart racing