Loretta broke my heart in a letter,
She told me she was leaving and her life would better.

Joan broke it off over the phone,
After the tone she left me alone.

Jen said she'd never ever see me again,
When I saw her again she said it again.

Jan, met another man,
Lisa got amnesia just forgot who I am.

Felicity said there was no electricity,
Emily, no chemistry.

Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man,
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow.

Mimi, Will no longer see me,
Britney - Britney hit me.

Mona, you told me you were in a coma,
Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany.
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie,
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me...



Let's see... I'm a witty, imaginative, warm nice guy with a hint of bad boy thrown in for good measure. Fun and hard-working but that doesn't mean I'm going to dig you a new swimming pool while whipping out constant one-liners for you to laugh at while sipping on hand-squeezed lemonade :)


Pals are always good but what do I ultimately desire in someone? Someone that makes me want to buy her flowers even though I'm Scottish (for the record I despise the stereotype but I'm a good sport so there you go :)

Laugh at my awful jokes, be able to cuddle up on the couch and suffer through yet another horror movie with me, eat my food experiments and smile the whole time... the list goes on!

I don't want to see a picture of a younger you... let's see a picture of an older you instead, that would be much more impressive!

Oh and the poem isn't mine... it's a song from Flight of the Conchords - I am creative but not *that* creative lol

Yes I'm a bit goofy but there's a lot of depth too - just something to think about :)

As long as it's somewhere we can hear ourselves talk I'm not too picky here - a few games of pool (I'm rotten at it, so don't worry), minigolf , weekend in Paris... something along those lines :)