Hey- I'm Michelle. Some day I'd like to have about 10 of those little African kids I see on TV that are hungry. I like to make Shake and Bake chicken. I like books. Love cartoons.
I like long walks on the beach and long pointless conversations. I'm a princess and I like to get my way. I love to whine. I especially love drama. Huge fights are a turn-on.
I have a bunch of kids- I think like twelve or so- and need maybe two more. They can't be ugly, though. I dont like ugly kids. Except Cartman. That kid is all-right.
I lie a lot and like to steal. MUST be imaginary friend tolerant as they come first in my life. Also- we can get busy all you want but you cant stay the night because of this bed-wetting problem I have.
Looking for a guy with a good job and his own house.LOTS of money because I like people who buy me stuff. Preferably, someone whose mother is deceased. He doesnt have to be cute- but if he isnt I wont date him. I like a guy who can give good backrubs, as I require them nightly. My back hurts. I sit all day.
My ideal guy will have a sense of humor and know how to listen. And not talk about the High School days so much. And not actually BE in high school. I'm too cute for prison. Must be tough cause I have a big mouth and start fights with very large people on occasion. Also must NOT be in the witness protection program- the last time I dated a guy that was, I got my pinkie toe shot off and I STILL don't know what happened to that old lady in the bookstore.....

Shuffleboard, Dungeons and Dragons, feeding the homeless, drinking and driving, rocking out at a contemporary Christian concert, makin bacon, talking about "Where this relationship is headed", flying to New York, watching a movie, painting my toenails, stopping by Wal Mart to pick up some tampons, the usual.( Doesnt necesssarily have to be in that order- the homeless will pretty much let me feed them whenever I'm ready to.)