***PLEASE STOP GLOBAL WARMING... BEACUSE IF WE DON'T ALL THE ICE CREAM IS GONNA MELT :( *** //UPDATE// LETS SEE WELL I JUST WANTED TO FILL OUT THIS THING A LIL BETTER. Let me introduce myself my friends call me Danny ..but my enemies call me loco hahaha jkjkjk some white guy said that to me when I accidently bumped into him at a club I can make friends with anybody guy,girl, dog, fish whoever as long as u aren't trying to steal my money or trying to give me a black eye.. My friends say I'm pretty funny I'm very animated when I talk or tell a story I'll make u visualize it lol.. Some peeps say I should do stand up I might give it a try oneday I know I'm funnier than carlos mencia.. welll I'm a real fun type of guy not to wild or too shy but just perfect.. I used to dj a few bars here in town but I was gettin too busy and I wanted to go back to school so I put it to side for now but I still do private parties plus they pay better than tha clubs do.. I like moviez , music, I'm looking for koo females that like to hang out ... looking 4 friends to hang out wit... but that also doesn't mean I don't wanna find a nice girl I'm a dj so if ur in the ventura county area and need a gig hit me up dantheman805@tmail.com btw I mean high heels as in girls in high heels , and girls with nice eyebrows ;) ... kiss kiss ... sticks and stones might break bones.. But whips and chains excite me ... ;) hahaha jkjk.. Ladies just cause I dj don't mean I'm a crazy guy with all kinds of girls I'm very honest and I take the dj thing serious when I have to dj I'm not there to pick up its a business so I take pride at it.. But there is those drunk gals actin up I just get a giggle out of it I'll turn around and act like I'm lookin for a record :).. Most of the time by the end of the night they r gettin dragged out by a mad boyfriend ..oopps ... I really want a gal for me only I don't mind if she's out dancing or drinkin but I just ask for loyalty.. And if ur with a person please don't be goin out on dates wit ur ex still or on double dates that's not koo.. Oh yeah djing isn't all I do I work mon-fri at a hospital in ventura.. And when I'm not workin or djing I like chillin wit my family and friends if u have gf's I got lots of koo friends .. Well hit me up if u wanna know anything about me .. Hey this thing asks if we own a car yes of course I have a ferrari ... oh excuse me did I say ferrari I meant a ford focus with spinners and glow in the dark foot pedals and a nike swoosh on the back lol wtf.. Do u want my social security #... if u can't dance I'll tell u how wave ur hands and take 2 steps grab ur hips and slide too the left.. :) if not just tap ur toes.. Btw I do read profiles so if I send u a msg I'm not being nasty I know ur not gonna let me see u in ur chonies so why would I ask lol I'm just askin about something I seen in ur profile so most of the time I won't send a msg girls r rude so if u want send me a msg I'll get back to fo sho I use my phone to go online and chat so I'm always on the go but I guess that's a good thing I'm sure u don't wanna a guy that sits in front of a computer allday in his sweats .. a lot of peeps here say that they get all kinds of dirty comments or they complain about peeps talkin mess remember its not what people call u its what u answer too.. People r gonna talk about u til the day u die so don't take it to the heart.. Oh shoot sweetie it looks like I'm fresh out of milk and coffee but u got me sugar ;).. Sry if my profile is so random I add on to it all the time :)..... oh yeah my im thingy doesn't work so if u wanna chat sent a email msg..

Lets do something illegal :) heheehe that or a drink in your hand and your toes in the sand..