I am miserable and boring person. Give me a little time and I promise can drive the happiest person in to the depths of agony! Introduce me to your friends! I will have you flush bright red with embarrassment as I instigate moment after moment of awkward, forced, painful conversation and uncomfortable silences, and don't even think of bringing me around your family! (ill never show up anyway) I am most proud of all the time I have spend creating a dip in the couch where I sit, and a glorious ring of filth around me where I have been ordained "king of the roaches"! Time after time I will refuse to dance to any music that you enjoy! (though you may find me dancing with someone else to the same music) and I will complain incessantly about you either contacting me too much or not enough! I plan to take you for granted and make you feel second to the gum I stepped on, on my walk to the crack house last night. I elevate disrespect and arrogance to the next level and have a pension for speaking my mind at all the wrong times! One day I shall develop a process of converting road-kill into baby food, give the idea away to NAMBLA, and spend the rest of my days cleaning the latrines of the facility where this process is performed! I know, I hope for a lot! But don't worry from my arm-chair****it, nothing is possible! I am the last person you will ever want to meet, as I will spoil you for the rest!

make you uncomfortable, unsatisfied and unhappy! What more un's could any girl need?