What's for dinner?
I had too many margaritas.
I'm a perfect angel.
And a naughty devil too!
Cheers!
Catch anything?
Coming to the party this weekend?
They all want me, in my dreams.
God, if mine turned green and danced, I would be an alien porn star.
Call me Mr T, without the bling.
I got Lasik'ed and my eyes love me for it.
Please, don't try this at home.
This is the absolute pits!
Way too much Viagra.
But I made money hand over fist at the sperm bank today!
Remember wine experts... to massage those grapes when you are soaking that cork!
A kiss-a-thon. Or kiss-a-thong if your mind went there. Mine didn't, then maybe it did. I enjoy taking daytrips by light-rail or MARC train. Taking out stacks of DVDs from the library, sitting back with hot popcorn and watch them on my big screen. Hollywood likes adopting babies with flies on their butts. I'm looking for someone with both feet on the ground. Not a player. Very busy remodeling... enjoy this great weather. And see you at the beach!
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