BEFORE YOU READ!!!! IF YOU CURRENTLY USE ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE ON A REGULAR BASES, TYPE ALT+f4... I DO NOT DO DRUGS, AND I WONT TRY TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES...

Hey, To get things rolling, my name is kevin... Im Glad Your Looking At My Profile! Now If Your Interested In What Ya See, Send Me A Dang Message! Ok, First Off... I Love To Sing! I Also Love Playing My Trumpet & Keyboard. I Love ALL Music!! I ACT SO STUPID Sometimes!!! Im So Good At Acting Stupid That If A Retard Walked By He Would Say, "Dammmmm! Your Weetoded!". I Love To Do IMPRESSIONS! I Can Impersonate Like Almost Anyone If I Hear Them At Least 1 Time! I Love To Act.. When I Tell Jokes I Act The Joke Out As Im Telling It Just To Show Everyone My Awesome Acting Skills! I Like To Make Everyone Around Me Laugh. Without Laughter I Think I Would Die!

Im Looking for someone that wants to explore!!! i wanna do everything i can!!! i wanna travel, i wanna run naked through a mall or 2, im sick and F*c*ing tired of the same sh*t different day!! who the F*C* goes to the movies as a first date anymore? thats to blah!!! i want excitement... i wont ask you what you wanna do... im going to ask you what you haven't done... thats exactly what we are going to do... Im not afraid to do w/e im asked to do... ill do anything... Go anywhere... you name it im ready...

The First Things People Usually Notice About Me:

My Hair!! Everyone Sees It!!

My Eyes!! Well.. They Arent That Noticable, Due To The Fact That You Gotta Get Past The Weeds Hanging Down From My Forehead, But After You Get Past All That Hair Then They Are Pretty Noticable.

My Huge Mole, With 1 White Hair Sticking Out On The Middle Of My Chin! LOL!! Just Kidding, I Dont Have A Mole On My Chin..

Im A Smart ass... Im Not Afraid To Speak Whats On My Mind To Anyone, So Dont Take What I Say To The Head... 9 Times Out Of 10 Its All For Shits And Giggles Anyway...

Things I Could Never Do Without

#1: VAGINA!!! I LOVE IT!!! (OH YEA!!!)

#2: BOOBIES!! YAY!! BOOBIES!!

#3: Internet, I Love The Internet.

#4: Humor! If Humor Wasnt Here Id Die!

#5: Air!! I Love Air!! I Love To Breath It Every Now An Then!

#6: A Child, A Wife... A Family... This Means More To Me Than My Own Well-Being... I Would Give My Life Just To Be Able To Say I Was A Good Father... That I Never Walked Out On The Woman I Love... This Is All I Need In Life, Nothing Else...

Me, Myself, And The FVCKing Stupid...

On a Typical Friday Night I Am At Home... On The Computer... At Work.. Or doing something i shouldn't(getting into trouble)... I Have Blue/Green Eyes, LONG Dark Brown Hair. Um... I Got A Lazy Eye, As People Like To Call It... All It Is, Is One Eye Droops Down Further Than The Other, But Thats From A Accident I Had When I Was Like... Eight Years Old. Im 5 Feet And 5 Inches Tall(I KNOW IM SHORT! LOL!). Im Looking For Somebody That Has A Good Sense Of Humor And Is Willing To Get To Know Me... I intend On Going To Wayne Community Collage For About 2 Years.. Then Transfer To ECU For Maybe... 2 To 4 Years... My Major Will Be Music/Theater... Then After I Get Through College Ill Probably Go On To Be A Music Teacher, Or Professional Musician, Or Both! Ok.. Now To Get To A Touchy Spot... I hope You wont let This Keep You From Messaging Me... I LOVE CHILDREN, I want at least 1 of my own One Day, More Than Anything In The World.. So If A Child Ends Up coming Out Of This Relationship, Know This... Ill Be There For Him/Her Forever! I Currently Do Not Have Any Children... In Fact... IM STILL A VIRGIN, This Has Been By Choice... Besides, Why Should I Let All You Women Have At Me... I Work At A Gas Station... Which Proves That Gas Stations REALLY Do Hire Just About Anyone... I work the late night though... thats kinda sucky, but hey, hit pays the bills... i work from 11:00pm till 7:00am... I enjoy my job but im going to be the next mario or ne-yo... you watch and see... I DONT Do Drugs Or Drink... This Doesnt Mean That I Cant Have Some Fun! I Dont Need Drugs To Make Me Go Bananas!!! ... Uh... Even Though Im to Immature For My Own Good, I Still Know The Value Of A Women... I Aim To Please... In All Aspects... *wink*, Im Considerate To Others Feelings... I Love To Hear What Other People Want To Say... I Believe In Gaining Trust... I Wanna Be That Perfect Man That All You Girls Seem To Think Doesn't exist... I Strive To Make Everyone Around Me Happy... ... So... Even Though Im A Big CLown Please KNOW Im Not A Game Player... I earn Trust... Not Take It... I Have Morals, I Wont Cheat... Well, I Think Ive Takin More Of Your Time Than I should Have... Until Next Time!!!! Bye !

Well, Ima Warn You Up Front I LOVE To Listen To People Talk.. So If Your Interested In Me Prepare To Talk! Dont Make Me Ask You Every Single Question In The World To Find Out Stuff About You.. Geeeees! Also.. I Would Love To Have A Phone Call Or SOmething.. To Get To KNow Ya Alot Better First.. If Your Interested Just Ask For My Number.. As Far As First Dates, Im Up For Anything You Are... I Like Doing Things Ive Never Done Before... Just Let Me Know What Your Into.. I Love Going To The Theater, But Not as a First date... Dont Get Me Wrong Id Go See A Movie If Thats What You Wanna Do.. Maybe Out To Dinner, Or Just Hang Out Somewhere Peaceful So We Can Talk... Blah blah blah... then maybe i could read you a book or 2... maybe bore you to death... Oh Yea, Loads Of Fun... DOnt You Get Sick Of Read That? Every profile says the same dam thing... How Would climbing mount everest be as a first date eh? You know you cant go wrong sky diving as a first date... How about we go do something so random and crazy that no one has ever done as a first date? HOW ABOUT WE BE DIFFERENT THAN EVERY OTHER RANDOM JOE OUT THERE... If You Want We Can Get Thrown In Jail Too... Im Sure We Can Find Something To Entertain Ourselves... ... I cant stress enough how im so sick of the same dates everytime... whats the point in going to the movies? no one talks during a movie... how does that help either of us? oh yea i can see it now... "oh well we didnt work out, But dam, he was a great ****ing movie watcher... I never seen a better movie watcher..." So yea, dont be afraid to have a little fun... even if we only date 1 time... i promise you wont forget me... Anything Your Up For, Im Up For... lets push it to the limit...

Female
Age between 18 and 30
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married