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if i peek at you and don't say HI it's because of your....... MAIL settings!
BUT if YOU say Hi ;o)
then i can say HI BACK ,o)
(1966 a good year) Ha Ha. ;o)
WELL my mates would say
i'm honest, easy going, genuine, likes to party
good sense of humour, abit cheeky,likes a laugh, big hearted,
a good listener when needed.
and can be serious to ;o)
I'M SHY at first (HONEST)
BUT warms up quick with the right woman.
WELL THEY WOULD SAY MORE BUT I RAN OUT OF £££££
i have a daughter who is No1. in my life
BUT HAVE ROOM for the right WOMAN in my BIG heart ;o)
The weekends i haven't got my daughter i like to go pubbing,comedy clubs,dog track,
clubbing, when i'm ok and when i can afford it with my mates
OR JUST STAYING IN and chill out WITH A good wine and film,
in the summer going down the beach ;o)
as i say i'm HONEST ;o) so i must tell you
i have a few health problems.......................
...............................IE: chronic heart and back problems and just found out (arthritis 09)
so thats why i put friends and not dating as not sure what i'm after at the mo
being honest and not a cop out ;o(
SO I UNDERSTAND IF YOU don't fancy chattting....
i like all kinds of music from dance music to mowtown to old school to the
beach boys to rock
I HOPE THESE JOKES MAKE YOU smile
i'm well happy
I FINISHED A JIGSAW it took me 18 MONTHS
and on the side of box it says "2-4 years"
40 gypsies arrived at heaven's gates,
ST PETER said 'we've only got room for 12,
so decide amongst yourselves who's comin in'.
5 minutes later ST PETER says to GOD, 'they've gone'.
GOD says, 'WHAT, all 40?'
ST PETER says, 'NO, the F'ing GATES!'.
don't worry but i'm in hospital. i ate what i thought was an onion
- turned out to be a daffodil bulb. DOCTOR says i'll be out in the spring.
BLOND girl phones the FIRE brigade and says
MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE...
so they ask her 'HOW do we get there'?
SHE says "HELLOOOOO" in a F'ing red truck
2 blondes talking....
first one says...
"i took a pregnancy test today"
second one asks...
"were the questions hard?"
ONE'S FOR THE LADIES ,o)
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at****ail parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart......Then you are just an old, sour fart.
and
A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED.....COS A KISS AINT A KISS UNTIL ITS BEEN TASTED!!
Keep Smiling
CHINESE HOROSCOPE
jan 22nd 1966 to feb 8th 1967 ,,,, horse..entertaining,powerful.sensual,independent
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THANK YOU
p.s.
A SENSE OF HUMOUR A MUST WELL YOU HAVE SEEN MY PIC
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