Why I am the guy for you:

- I am definitely single. Yippee, no emotional baggage or extra accessories!!! Zero kids, zero ex-wives, zero ex girlfriend hassles. Very much a baggage-free zone. Completely 100% available, for a limited time only!

- I put the toilet seat down. Seriously. I also aim exceptionally well.

- I shower, shave and bathe regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions. Sometimes all in the one day.

- sure, I love sex, but "how 'bout it, baby" won’t be the first thing on my mind.

- No drinking, smoking, or drug problems... just never got into any of ‘em.

- I hate arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them. I'm an excellent negotiator.

- there’s a funny side to everything, and I’ll usually find it. If it's possible to make a laugh out of something, then I'll be doing just that. I love comedy and am always trying to make people around me laugh.

- I do a VERY good relaxing massage. Really, really, really, really, really good ones. A outstanding form of bribery! I know how to pamper, and do so often.

- I know where to get good flowers from. I buy flowers often, and take pride in the ones that I choose. None of this dead rubbish from the local servo!

- I regularly manage to make intimate moments last more than 30 seconds, and don't immediately fall asleep afterwards. Well, usually. I don’t fart in bed when you stay over. Unless you really want me to.

- not only can I spell “foreplay”, but I’ve actually heard of it. Gotten quite good at it, as well.

- I like cats (got two of them here). And I'm NOT gay. True fact.

- who cares if those pants make your bum look fat? You’ve got a great looking a*** anyway.

- I like physical affection. I won’t run away screaming in a big panic if you want to hold hands, cuddle or kiss in public. I draw the line at having sex whilst being broadcast on live tv though.

- it’s been less than 20 years since I last cried. But don’t tell anyone.

- I actually do understand the difference between intimacy, sensuality and sexuality. They are three different things. Of course, combining all three together is the ultimate, isn't it?

- not only can I spell, but I manage to frequently string enough words together to form sensible sentences. I have also been known to use words with more than two syllables, as well as giving answers that are at least a little bit more detailed than "yes" or "no". I love the art of conversation.

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Preferences in a woman:
- two arms (one is acceptable, three is pushing your luck)
- two legs (likewise)
- a pulse
- various bits in between :-)
- and.... the really important bit... a brain. Common sense, emotional IQ, that sort of stuff. Communication skills! Sense of humour! The ability to laugh!

The arms, legs, and various bits in between seem easy enough to find, but the brain part isn't. Bugger.

MUST be able to laugh, and like doing so often.

I like meeting people - any age, size, appearance or background. I don't care whether you are short or tall, thin, large, older, younger or whatever. I try to respect every person that I meet in my life - after all, we all make a contribution to each other's lives in some way (hopefully positively).

Communication skills! Yes, I am a traitor to the male population - I like deep and meaningful personal conversations! Any relationship, whether it be a short term fling or a life long relationship, requires constructive communication. I hate yelling, screaming and stupid criticism. Maybe it’s a maturity thing - I’d like to be able to express my true feelings with people, and for them to express theirs to me.

No mind games. I'm a fairly passionate person, and I'm passionate about honesty and truth. I despise lying! I want to believe that the people in my life are good people. I do my best to be an honest and trustworthy person, and I hope that the people that I meet in my life are the same. Words like genuine and sincere sound so cliché, but they are important to me. Other important words: trust, loyalty, caring.

I’m getting pretty big on acceptance these days. I don’t care who you are, what you look like, or how attractive you think that you may or may not be. I want to accept you for your personality and soul, and I hope that people accept me in the same way. I don’t get into stupid power trips. I want to appreciate you because you are different to everyone else, and I hope that you appreciate me the same way.

And yeah, I'm a rather deep thinking, philosophical character. Conversations with me are very rarely boring.