I can be a bit quiet and reserved when first meeting someone new, but I do have an outgoing and talkative personality otherwise, dotted with dry humor, big words no one understands, witty jabs, and sarcasm. Which I think must sound funny with my thick Boston accent (which I can turn on and off from time to time...)I'd really like to meet someone who is the same, and at least likes to talk...there is nothing worse than a one-sided conversation. It's fun to have intelligent banter with somebody, then act like morons a few minutes later while lesser drones and passerby stare at us wondering "what is wrong with them?". I don't care about what people think.

I'm very easy-going and always up to go do something completely random, road trips, etc. I love exploring and being outside, but still enjoy a quiet night just doing nothing, hanging out watching movies or whatever. I like going to bars with friends for a fun time out, but I feel it's financially irresponsible and simple-minded to show off at filthy nightclubs with a bunch of kids who have fake tans (Orange, not a good color for humans) 80 dollar t-shirts (Dude, it's a T-SHIRT) and blowouts (Don't these dumbasses realize everyone is making fun of them behind their backs? Blowouts are considered a part of a Halloween costume now. Dude, you look like a piece of spray-painted broccoli) while listening to horrible anti-music (like Reggaeton) when I can blow money on something tangible and fun instead (Buffalo chicken pizza)!

I'm into photography and "urban exploration" as well, it's an excuse to go outside and helps give you an eye for interesting architecture, environments and settings.

I listen to a pretty random assortment of music...Bob Marley to Al Green to AC/DC.
As far as movies, I have a huge collection of DVDs that is about to topple over on top of me, causing serious bodily injury. I'm into classics and Boston movies like "The Friends of Eddie Coyle" and "Session 9". I think my favorite movie is The Big Lebowski. I've been doing side work as a movie extra/background actor for the last couple of years now too. I'm not famous yet...so um, yeah...you might want to get your foot in the door before the rush...

I'm a car guy. I like to drive things that other people don't usually have, I have a truck I use daily and an old Impala I take to car shows. Old cars are like a real-life time machine for me. It would be nice to meet someone who feels the same way, and drives something interesting. Got a Jeep? Or a truck? Or something really old? Huge plus, for cereal. Srsly.

Other interests include antiques, architecture, finding expensive things for next to nothing at yard sales and on craigslist then reselling them, going to firing ranges, those huge M&M cookies, pipe smoke and burning leaves, the occasional junkyard excursion looking for cool parts I might need and having a pile of cars topple over on me...etc.

For some humorously negative balance, I can't stand people who can't drive or decide they can tailgate me [until I slam my brakes on], corrupt local politicians, Bluetooth headsets, highfalutin yuppies, spoiled ungrateful suburbanite "Mommy and Daddy Foundation" kids who got cars from parents instead of buying their own, then whine as if they had a hard time growing up and getting through college...and the biggest one of all, people who don't say thank you, especially after you let them go in traffic! What kind of person are you!?

Enough about me. Yeah, I mean, come on, if you're still reading this far then I'm like, totally irresistible by now. Um, yeah.

As far as what I'm looking for, I like an easy going, casual, funny, quick-witted, intelligent and independent, low-maintenance and level-headed personality with a large helping of common sense. No drama, no issues. Someone who is down to hang out. A worthy activity partner who I can go do fun things with! Someone who actually eats comfort food sometimes at restaurants and isn't grossly anorexic ["Hi, I'd like a thimble full of low-fat water and a lettuce leaf please..." Please get away from me!], wears jeans and t-shirts...and baseball hats, The "pretty yet borderline tom-boy" type...you know, the "use"...I mean..."usue"...I mean...um...hey, how does one SPELL the shortened version of "usual"? Eh, lets just say the "obvi" instead.

Sorry you had to read my novella of a profile. I was bored while typing it out. I tried to make it into a pop-up book but for some reason that just wasn't working out.

Feel free to drop me a note (if you don't think I'm nuts)!

As hackneyed as it sounds, I'm really up for anything. I'm spontaneous and not really big on organizing a big production at a specific venue for something like that- I'm content with just walking around Boston or going out to eat. I'm more into doing fun and interesting or relaxing things where you don't have to be stressed out and nervous about "what people think". It should not be "serious" at all, and it should NOT feel like a job interview either, that's the worst!