Awwww....you clicked on my head....

I finally replaced the digital camera that I lost. I should have went with another Kodak....but got a Canon. New pics coming soon! My lost one will most likely show up when it's too late to return the new one!
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"I'm a little selfish, impatient and insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe

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Hi! My dog and I are tired of it just being the two of us...so we are looking for a honest man with a good sense of humor that is willing to spend some time throwing a tennis ball...or cuddling on the couch watching movies.

My name is Amy. The furry one is Tucker. He is a 100 pound bulldog/lab mix with an obnoxious personality. I am laid back, quite outspoken, some say I am funny...honest to a fault human. I like to think that I am fun to be around. Tucker seems to like me!

Tucker enjoys catching his tennis ball, playing tug of war with one of his ropes, drinking out of the toilet, protecting me from inanimate objects that pose no threat to me (I think he pretends they are something else...like he's practicing or something), going for car rides, chasing cats, and licking his private parts.

I like music of all kinds, just about any type of movies as long as they aren't bloody, reading (currently reading the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind), long drives in the country, window shopping (I can spend hours looking and not buy a thing), and trying new things that I never thought I would try just to see if I like them.

So if you're interested in getting to know more about us...just send us an email or something!

Amy

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AFTER A WHILE

After a while you learn the subtle differences
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesnt't mean leaning
and company doesnt mean security,
and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises,
And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up
and your eyes open,
with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child,
And you learn to build all roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans.
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns
if you get too much.
So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure...
That you really are strong,
And you really do have worth.

by: Veronica A. Shoffstallg

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If you take life and/or yourself too seriously, we won't get along.

If you don't like dogs or cats, it's not going to work between us.

If you believe it's okay to abuse or neglect a dog because it's "just a dog"...please press the back button on your browser now.

If you need constant attention, want somebody to control, or want to "take care of" your woman, I will drive you crazy. I have a home, and car....both are paid for. I have a job that pays the bills. I might not know how to change the oil in my car, but I know where to take it to have it done. I am perfectly capable of sliding heavy furniture when I need it moved. I own power tools and know how to use them. I don't NEED a man in my life, but would like one. There is a difference. I'm sorry for the rant but I've read so many profiles from men saying they aren't going to pay the woman's bills....or be the paycheck. And I just want to make it clear that I have no interest in your bank account or wallet. I have my own!

Something casual. You meet me somewhere with a 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew for me....and whatever you drink for you. And we hang out for awhile. Talk, laugh, and just get to know a little about each other. And if things go well, we do it again. And if things go well again, we try it one more time.....and if things go well that third time, I bring you home to meet Tucker.

If it ever gets to the point where you come to my house, Tucker is going to think you are there to see him. I am just there to open the door for his guests cause he doesn't have opposable thumbs. So be prepared to have slimy toys brought to you. He will happily show you his tennis ball collection...but please don't try to chew on his rawhide bones!