THE POF EXPERIENCE - NEVER SURPRISED, FREQUENTLY DISAPPOINTED




ME -

- funny, witty, charming...maybe a little outrageous at times
- loyal, faithful, spiritual
- honest, open, plain-spoken
- God: believe in Him, love Him! I'm too blessed to feel any other way
- passionate - in every sense about everything I believe in and care about
- devoted father to my beautiful, smart, athletic 18 year old daughter. No one, nothing is more important
- love jelly bellies
- hard-working professional
- a real, true friend
- dog lover - have a Yellow Lab, a Rat Terrorizer (Terrier), and the most hard-headed (but sweet) Springer Spaniel pup that ever lived
- bird lover - have a Congo African Grey Parrot (or he has me)
- want to be an adorer and an adoree, not a doter and a dotee
- love music of nearly every type and genre - learning to play slide guitar now
- don't have to spend any time or money with barbers, hair stylists, and blow-dryer salesmen
- enjoy live music performances of all types (nearly)
- prettier in person than my pics on here would lead you to believe
- sports fan - especially Tennessee Vols and Lady Vols, Tennessee Titans, Kodak Thumb Wrestlers
- worried women won't see me for who I am because they'll be so taken with my handsomeness and physical attributes (and maybe blinded by the reflection from my head)
- have found that reading my profile with your eyes closed seems to work better
- have been told I am more handsome in Braille
- very, very modest.




LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO -

First and Foremost: Says what she means & means what she says
... and ... actually has the time to go out more than once a month, as well as the time and inclination to actually talk (not text, not IM) more than once every couple of weeks...and doesn't think we should text, e-mail, or IM for 6 months before we even talk on the phone, then talk on the phone another 6 months before we meet - I'm afraid at my age I might be dead before we have a second date...

wants to -
- go boating, biking (motorcycle and/or bicycle: road or mountain), workout, go to dinner, eat dinner in, go to movies, watch TV at home, spend time with friends, spend time together, go-go-go, hang-out at home...just do something together

- will be a real, true friend
- is loyal
- will be a partner
- will be an equal
- is open and honest
- likes jelly bellies, or fig newtons, or oreos, or M&M's, or pie (with ice cream and/or whipped cream, but rarely naked)
- loves animals, including me (with time)
- loves the great outdoors (not necessarily sleeping on a rock in a tent in the rain)
- wants to be adored and to adore, not to be a dotee or a doter
- desires to live life to the fullest
- lives life with a passion
- loves what you have, wants what you've got; but strives for more, strives to be better
- wants to cram all the life possible into every single day
- who will like me first, then will be glad to...

- who is FIT, and WORKS to stay HEALTHY and FIT
this doen't mean I expect the lady to look like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit
model, but I don't want someone who weighs more than me either. I'm afraid if
she out weighs me and disagrees with me or doesn't like my occasional smart
aleckness (always done in good clean fun of course!) that she will kick my
cute, firm butt!

-who will see me for what I am, and not be just taken with my handsomeness and outstanding physical attributes (and overlook being occasionally blinded by my head)




-I am aware some of you ladies may be afraid I only wear T-shirts. That isn't true. I have tons of upity-looking dudds I wear at work, at Church, at weddings and funerals, and at social butterfly-type functions. I have chosen not to include any photos of myself in the aforementioned upity-looking dudds so you ladies will see me for me, and to be fair to my competition (please see the paragraph above, thank you).




Thank you for your time and attention. There will be snacks and punch after this dramatic reading has reached it's conclusion. Unfortunately (perhaps) for you, but fortunately for me - the snacks will have to be personally delivered!




** UPDATE - TODAY: In the spirit of full disclosure, I noticed my pictures were older than last week (one was actually older than me). Since I didn't have any current pictures, I made copies of the ones from POF, went to Dollywood, and conducted a survey. I questioned 27 women at random, all wearing glasses or contacts. The results were unanimous: I am still old and bald...but not any uglier at all!




MY GOAL ON POF IS TO GET OFF POF

dinner and a movie, or dinner and a drink, or dinner and a coffee, or a drink and a movie, or a movie and a drink, or a movie and a coffee, or a coffee and a movie, or a drink and a coffee, or a drink, or a coffee, or a picnic in the mountains, or a picnic on the lake, or a picnic at KFC, or a picnic at the city park, or a long walk just talking, or a long talk just walking, or just a walk, or just a talk, or whatever you - The Lady - chooses, and is comfortable with.
I may be old, but I'm flexible...