I was born on my birthday. I have parents, as most people do. I am outgoing and go out. I have owned 2 houses, 7 cars, and we won't mention how much I wasted on beer! I speak English, I know how to read and write, am house broken, so what more is there?

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What a piece of work is a man!
How noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty!
in form, in moving, how express and admirable!
in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god!
the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
man delights not me; no, nor woman neither,
though, by your smiling, you seem to say so.

'Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

Act II. Scene II.

No Dates, just looking for online friends... Friends first that is important...

I met a frenchman in a field last night
He was out there with an easel, Painting carnival light
He said, I used to paint the princess; I used to paint the frogs
Now I paint mustaches on dangerous dogs He said, sometimes its a country;
Sometimes its a girl, You know, everybody's got to have a purpose In this world
You yankees are so silly about matters of The heart
Dont you know that women are the only Works of art...

...Don Henley, The Eagles