I'm a lawyer living with my 2 rescued German Shepherd Dogs, Liberty and Justice, in our loft in the beach. I like filet mignon, the sea, puppies, single malt scotch and bright smiles.

I'm clever and caustic and friends hanging out with me are usually laughing. I'm witty but not too refined to pass up the odd fart joke now and then.

My dogs are like kids to me so don't expect to leave them behind all the time. They are excellent judges of character, so if they don't like you, trust me, it's you.

I always wear underwear on a first date, no, not the same pair, I don't have "lucky" ones. You can wear whatever you'd like, but don't wear anything expensive because I'll probably make you pee in your pants.

btw, for all you bra posters, if you have to use that kind of bait, a shot of the bum would work much better.