Hello and thank you for checking out my profile.

I have given up trying to meet someone on here so I figured I would let you know I am looking to rent out my spare room. Please send me a message if you have questions. It is a nice room with ample closet space in a nice house in a great neighborhood. All utilities included for a flat rate of $450. Wireless internet, cable TV, hot tub, garage parking spot. Later!

Here is the information I had listed about me:

I am a motivated, educated, down to earth guy. Meeting girls at the bar is definitely not for me so I am giving this site a try. I have been told I am very funny and I would like to meet someone who likes to laugh. A little about me: I play competitive soccer and I like all sports. I love going on cruises and one of my favorite things to do is plan them. Another thing I enjoy is going out to dinner at restaurants I have never been to with good company of course. I have a good college degree, a good job, a house, and my life is in line. There is a lot more I can say here but instead you should just ask me.

I would like to meet you! My ideal match would be someone who is nice, down to earth, intelligent, good sense of humor, and can carry a conversation. A good first date would be to meet for dinner or coffee and get to know each other.