It's true that I don't smoke crack, sorry to dissapoint. I always have a smile on my face, and try not to sweat the details. I enjoy laughing more than almost anything, and have a close knit group of friends and family whom I couldn't live without.

Dirt bike riding is one of my favorite things to do, if the weather's nice that's where you'll find me on most Sundays. And when I say nice I mean cold and rainy, it's a lot more fun in the mud! I play guitar, albeit not that well. I am a huge heavy metal listener, without the drug habits or mullet.

I'm looking for someone who laughs easily, and enjoys being active. NO couch potatoes please! I'm not interested in princesses or flakes, either. If you think you're deserving of lots of surprise presents, your parents did a bad job of raising you! 75% of the girls on here seem like they're out of their minds, maybe you're the one out of four who isn't!

I'm sorry but if you have kids we won't be a good match. No one married or with a boyfriend either - I'm sure you're great and all but you're still not worth getting shot over!

Somewhere with several easily accessible exits, in case I need to beat a hasty retreat! Online dating is weird!