Humouring....

This is narcissism at its best...and so embarrassing. I am former starting collegiate football quarterback, all american, went to the Orange Bowl and placed second in the Heisman Trophy, all 4 years. I played 3 years in the NFL, then retired after scoring winning touchdown during the Superbowl. I received my MBA from Harvard Business School in record time...6 months! Before jumping into the corporate world, I spent a mere 4 years on the PGA golf tour. My final year on the tour, placed 2nd at the Masters, and the British Open. At the US Open I was tied for 10th. At the PGA Championship I took 17 strokes on the par three 16th hole...then retired. I disqualified myself, told my caddy to keep my clubs and walked off the course. I watch my daily diet and maintain 2% body fat. I have not gained a single pound since my part-time college job as a Chippendale. I dabbled in some writing. One year, I alone, wrote a whole season for the Seinfeld show, Inaugural speeches, and the ingredients for cereal boxes. Over dinner we can talk about my other interests such as Olympic Equestrians, Mount Everest, commercial real estate, and my permanent seat on Wall Street.

Now for the reality. I am a typical American. I am the sales and marketing manager for a local company. I enjoy the nature walks playing golf, reading, movies, and apple pie. I do paint when motivated, and have sold a few pieces which has been rather flattering. I go to the gym 3-4 times a week (sometimes without gusto). I enjoy grilling, sports, and sometimes flat out nothing.

One last thing. I am bald not by choice, but through devine intervention. I am now a light smoker (occassional) and am very compassionate towards the non-smokers if they can be tolerant of me. I am trying to quit and doing it my way. If it's working for me, then work with me too.

Over dinner we can talk about my other interests such as Olympic Equestrians, Mount Everest, commercial real estate, and my permanent seat on Wall Street....j/k.

I think the first date should be determined through communication. What I say here in this little box not fair to either of us....do you agree?