| TitusBreast :
what does 'suffer fools' mean? |
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| City |
Burton Ohio |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Sagittarius |
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Height | 5' 7" (170 cm)
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| Age |
38 |
| Gender |
Woman |
| Body Type |
Athletic |
| Religion |
Christian - other |
| Hair Color |
Mixed Color |
| Private Images |
No | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
for |
Talk/Email |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
health care |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | Hi, I'm Titus Breast. I got tired of the old profile, so now I'm changing it. I just got informed by the forces-that-be that I could be misinterpreted by others if I tried to say I'm on here for serious reasons. That's interesting. I find that I also always fail pre-recorded telephone interviews for low-buck positions in the scurvy workforce. I think it's safe to say that I must have poor communication skills, or something. Anyway, guess what? I started working out this year and I haven't had a triple coronary, yet. I also have developed a fondness for Mediterranean food, even though it makes my apartment stink for days after I go on a cooking spree. I love food and find gluttony hard to avoid. I like my physique, though, and find that it's easier to maintain weight, but is excruciating to lose the flab. I hope to be able to pose for risque photographs in a few months. I've been on the wagon for at least two months, but that might change, like it always does. I still smoke way too much. I can't score any reefer or amphetamines to save my soul. I suppose that's not the worst thing that could have happened to me. I'm still frigid and I still hate men. Not all men...just the ones I've slept with and confirmed the fact that I hate men. I'm not a dyke, either, by the way. I hated women way before I hated men. I think it's safe to say that I hate sh1theads. (Just for the record, I love queers and some have been my dearest confidants. I'd have never changed that for anything!) I've had my fair share of sex: good sex, bad sex, mediocre sex, lousy sex, amusing sex, rotten sex, foul sex, middle-of-the-road sex, boring sex, fvcked-up sex, I-could-have-done-without-it sex, questionable sex, great sex, meaningless sex, weird sex, horrible sex, amazing sex, terrible sex, black-out sex, outstanding sex etc., and found sex, overall, to be a real sleeper. I've been disappointed in the lack of my brand of freakishness and, overall, the most repugnant infidelity in my rotten choices for bedfellows. I am a very jealous woman with a tendency towards pathological hot-headedness, and would have found being dismissed as sub-par for a man less of a personal affront to my ego than merely being someone "worthy" to ball for a spell. Thanks for nothing but a p1ss-off! Please don't go out of your way to convince me to give (or pay for) a demonstration of my sexual prowess, because in the remote occasion of horniness, I've found sex toys to be unparalleled to anything you might dream up to change my mind. I'm simply not that kind of girl, despite the popular concensus. I have no desire to look at your disrobed crotch. Your @ss, maybe, and definitely your arms, but it really ISN'T all about the penis. It's time you knew. If you can't help yourself from exhibiting your loins, at least have the decency to remain anonymous. I've found that affixing an identity has been the ultimate turn-off. I'm very self-absorbed, asocial, and non-committal. You may have picked up on this by the many times I've used "I" in MY statements. I enjoy when people are able to spell properly and use the English language. I've been in search of a tennis partner and someone who likes to ride bicycles on trails with pavement. I also enjoy listening to singers who are not tone-deaf. The only reason I'm doing this tonight is to avoid doing my chores. Have a pleasant day... |
| | First Date |
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I will never go on a date with you. I will not call you on the phone or give you my number, either. I used to enjoy making crank calls, but I've paid for that dearly within the past couple of years by being harassed by several pains-in-my as$ who do not have other people to call and annoy. I'd much rather get e-mails than trouble myself to get all gussied-up for a lousy time. Thanks, anyway! |
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TitusBreast has 2 roses that can be sent. |
| King_Rod_II | This chic is da mutha fvkin’ dope, yo. All y’all r effin’ crazt if ya cant see dat.Besides, screw this betty OVER n Ædipus y myself will go urge overkill gangsta on ya mutha fvkin’ a$$’s…All yall, yo? |
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