I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. I work a lot, mostly on world domination. Despite the economic downturn, taking over the world is more difficult than you would imagine. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

If you managed to read this far, you may actually have a sense of humor and may as well read the rest of my profile.

I am quite active professionally and socially. I work in a high stress environment at a reputable company, doing what I absolutely love. I could say I am quite successful, I have a career, a car and my own place. Although I understand the emphasis most people place on money, material wealth doesn't really mean a whole lot to me. I value the fact that I love what I do, the company I surround myself with, the constant thirst for knowledge and the strive to evolve and progress much more. I'm quite confident with who/what I am and have a very good idea where I'm headed and what am I doing with my life.

Because of the nature of my work, I need a lot of down time. Down time can be anything from relaxing at home doing absolutely nothing, playing a video game [yes, I do play occasionally, deal with it] watching a movie, reading, cooking, going out for drinks, a gourmet dinner, an art exhibition, attending a zombie walk [!?] through letting loose at a rave, dancing till daybreak [yes, I'm one of the guys who loves to dance] depending on the mood. I am quite spontaneous...

My friends would say that I'm a very positive, energetic and optimistic person. I don't take life or myself too seriously and I definitely don't act my age. This doesn't mean though that I'm irresponsible or can't be serious when need be. I simply think that life is too short to be taken seriously. Yay, Oscar Wilde ftw!

I have a very surreal sense of humor [no doubt influenced by Monty Python] and joke all the time. People tell me I'm funny and quite insane [in a good way, I hope] yet, I can hold a [serious] conversation about most topics. Pretty much the only thing I don't care for are sports. I'm not a homophobe, but I don't see a point in watching sweaty, burly men using a ball as an excuse to chase, touch and tackle each other...
;)

I'm a bit of a movie buff and know a lot of useless trivia. I prefer 'serious' movies, but I have no problem seeing the latest blockbuster. Some of my favourites are Amelie, Blade Runner, Sin City, 300, Grind House, Moulin Rouge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Dark Knight. There are too many to name. I constantly listen to an internet radio at work, it helps isolate the external impulses and makes me work more effectively. I wouldn't consider my music taste 'normal,' I listen to electronic music [mostly psytrance] and I have a low tolerance to country, hip-hop or anything mainstream in general. I also go to raves on a regular basis. Go ahead judge me!

I recently changed the "what I’m looking for" section. I wish there were multiple options to choose from, but since that’s not possible, I went with ‘Friends,’ as the most appropriate. This doesn’t mean that I’m not interested in anything else though. I’m open to anything, but as I’m not spending a lot of time on here I look at this site as a means to meet new people and see where it goes from there…

I'm looking for someone who...
...is honest, genuine and real
...has an awesome sense of humor and can laugh at my silly jokes
...is creative and imaginative
...is liberal and open minded
...is crazy and insane [in a good way] but can be serious when need be
...is not afraid to experience new things, often going on random adventures
...has a desire to constantly learn about herself and the world we live in
...strives to constantly evolve and become a better human being
...likes similar things I like, such as movies, science, culture, art and music
...is curious, interested and informed about a wide range of topics
...is confident and comfortable with who she is and where her life is headed
...doesn't devote any time worshiping an imaginary/invisible dude sitting on a cloud
...takes care of herself [this might sound shallow, but I think 'body type' is self inflicted]

I do realize this may seem like a long 'list,' but I do believe that all human beings possess all possible characteristics to a certain degree.

We'll have to see... Depends on the person and mood... Travel through time, discuss how would it be like to live in a painting, beat up emo kids and steal their makeup, take over the world, go to an exhibit and have passionate debate about the art, the possibilities are limitless!
:)