| Rated10 The Dolphin:
Ask me about my low, low standards! |
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| City |
Lincoln Uk |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Taurus |
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Height | 5' 11" (180 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Actor |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | MAN – MALE OF AFFECTIONATE NATURE (SONY - MODEL: UK210485)
***Only to be operated by qualified persons of age 18 and above***
The serial number of your product may be found on the birth certificate of the MAN. Your serial number is exclusive. You should record the number and other vital information and retain this guide to aid identification in case of theft.
MAINTENANCE
CLEANING Wipe the front of the MAN and other exterior surfaces with a soft cloth immersed in lukewarm water and a biological cleaning agent. Never introduce a solvent or alcohol either externally or internally. Do not spray harmful chemicals near the MAN. Such chemicals may cause discoloration to the exposed surfaces.
SERVICING Should your MAN become inoperative, do not try to correct the problem by yourself. Make certain that the unit is in an inactive state and take to your nearest Medical Physician for servicing.
FEATURES
* Verbal communication in English * OTS (One-Touch Satisfaction) * 3 Day Task Completion A solicited task may be completed within 3 days * PMS Sympathiser Tuner with 5 Levels of Empathy * Auto Return After finishing a personal operation, the MAN will return to the owner * Auto Head Cleaning * 12-Month Memory Function Special occasions may be recorded in memory for 12 months out of the year * Parental Lock This prevents the unit from being operated by parental units by deactivating acceptance of operations given by the latter
PRECAUTIONS
IMPORTANT
Use only persons marked FEMALE with this male of affectionate nature.
WARNING
To avoid Male-Death Syndrome (REF: Flu) do not expose this unit to excessive rain or moisture.
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS FREE OF SCREWS, DO NOT INTRODUCE ANY. SENSITIVE PARTS INSIDE, DO NOT INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO THE BACK OF YOUR UNIT.
TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
If you have difficulty in operating your MAN, locate the SYMPTOM below. Check the corresponding CORRECTIVE ACTION and remedy the problem:
No power: Check for illness. Nourishment levels should appear stable, if these appear low then feed. Adrenalin levels are synchronized with entertainment levels, if these appear low then entertain.
No sound: Check the vocal content of the unit’s environment. If vocal content is too high then reduce to allow it a chance to talk.
Interference: If your MAN becomes of interest to other FEMALES, state rights of possession.
WARNING: STRIKING THE UNIT IN A SEVERE MANNER MAY CAUSE ADDITIONAL PROBLEMS.
GUARANTEE
This product is guaranteed for 12 months from the date of original purchase. Any defect that arises due to faulty workmanship will be apologised for and improved upon for future consumers. The guarantee is subject to the following provisions:
* It must be used solely for domestic purposes.
* The guarantee does not cover accidental damage, misuse, emotional or financial remuneration, or consumable items such as food, drink and cleansing products.
* The guarantee does not cover objection of features not included in the product or operations which do not satisfy those of the owner.
* The guarantee will be rendered invalid if the product is re-sold or has been damaged by inexpert repair.
* The guarantee is in addition to and does not diminish your statutory or legal rights.
SONY HELPLINE: http://forums.plentyoffish.com/ |
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