Heavenly greetings! In my 29th year life on my eutopian birth planet Lyire,~ I volunteered my life in the interplanetary wars over the liberation of this planet Earth. ~~ My orb was shot down ~by Earth satelite rays and I survived falling in the deep snows of Wistler. Cable satelite towers jam the radio signals to and from my people *up there* so i am making do on my own until a proper hole can be ripped in the electro-sky-defence net to beam me up. ~
I begged for help closed door to doors until I discovered the wonder of money. After two years of doing what hard work I could~ for cash I saved enough to buy a patent on a common bioeculartransductivecomsmic generator. When I at last could prove by uclidiomniprescient math to Earth physisists that if built, it would function, an oil company bought the rights for $7,000,000. oo This should soon end the age of coal, oil and hydroelectric power,
A woman who loves well I would take home to mother-ship when she comes 12/21/2012 I would take her to the stars also.~~~
I find it strange that when I talk of myself, women look at me incredulously, pat me across my good chest and say "Get out!" And so I leave. Perhaps they fear being found near me they may be incarcerated and charged for harboring a fugitive, as I am an illegal alien.

*UPDATE: The 0il companys have discovered that the bioeculartransductivecomsmic generator they bought from me would interfere with shortwave broadcasts. Hence the CRT has banned it's use.~ They are suing me for the 7 million though I already spent $6,000 on my first plentyoffish date.~ I am now seeking funding to build time-viewing machines which I will sell in the underground market, as organized-crime.gov would surly see to it that it be banned also.

But seriously folks, (as comics are warned never to say), Be on the watch for those who misrepresent themselves as your dream man from heaven. No, I'm not fallen from outerspace. Sometimes I feel like I am. Yes, Virgina, there is a conspiracy. Some conpriracies are conspiracies. I believe most everything with a healthy skeptizim. Sometimes only a grain of salt tips the ballance.

What I would offer for a first date would depend upon curcumstances, yours and my personal preferences as infulenced by the coluding aspects of our natal astrological chart. When filliing out the e- dating-aplication on my website do be sure the time of your birth is acurate so my atrologer can accuratly caluculate what we should do for a first date given the harmonics of our natal aspects of charactor co-indising with the horoscopic postions of stars and planets for the suggested day of the date. My astrologer charges $40 for this dating chart service and I require you pay your half; However, I may waive this fee if you can beat me in chess or pool; sing; poet as good as I, or enlighten me in some profound way that changes my life for the better. LOL But seriously folks, the sky is limited to give advise; it's all just omen signs that point to the wizdom within. I'm mocking the silly question; but,ok, I now answer it anyway: For a first date I'd meet you on safe nuetral ground for drinks/ coffee / snacks at maybe Fresco's or a Mexican Resturaunt i know, and feel it out together from there.