A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


I think the kissy face picture has been officially replaced with the tongue hanging out picture.

SAY WHAAAAAAT? I want a girl who I can say anything to. Even if it's brutally honest. no limits.

Poking a bear with a stick and then seeing if we can out run it?
No just kidding, bears are cute. Maybe a tiger or something.

i saw a girl on the subway the other day with bright pink hair. like really really pink. it made me want cotton candy.