No beating around the bush here, fellas. Here are the "must knows" or prerequisites to contacting me:
1) If you are not a man of integrity, move on.
2) I don't care to see pics that are so outdated the only way I can identify you is by your nose which hasn't changed from the time you grew one.
3) Self-employed means you're working not looking for work. There is a difference!!!
4) Divorced means you have legal paperwork to prove it, your lawyers are paid off and your ex-wife has no more reasons left to drag you through the court systems.
5) Wanting to have fun is not the same as wanting to have sex in a woman's eyes .. you're smart enough to know this.
Chemistry is important! It should embrace a blend of kindness, compassion, empathy, HONESTY, communication and attraction. Having a pulse would help too since I'm not looking for someone that needs constant reviving.
I'd like to enjoy the many facets of life so, if you've no other interests but yourself I'll bore quite easily, quickly move on and not look back. Psst ... I can go either way — straight or um ... curly (hair that is).
With that being said, it all begins with friendship. IF that test isn't mastered, what's the point?
If having a mind of your own and marching to the beat of your own drummer is a crime, consider me GUILTY! Two drummers do make a better impact so if you care to march along, bring your drumsticks and lets have at it.
A nice slow dance any time of day or night, here, there or wherever is VERY appealing to me. What a nice feeling it is to be embraced with someone you truly care about or "chemistrate" with. (I make up words all the time). The closeness, the swaying, the smell of someone's hair or clothes ... sighhhh. I'm talking natural smells, soap and water or maybe dryer sheets but not cologne. I'm a sap for romance and closeness -not to be confused with clinging on to someone and sucking the life right out of them.
NOT looking for (the same-old-same-old). I'd like to meet people with common sense who are not just fun but are respectful and NOT into annoying me by pedaling their little red firetrucks around my ankles. Preferably a man who knows what he wants, knows how to treat a lady and IS aware of what's going on with the current political system. Our future and that of future generations depend on it.
If you're always on the defensive, looking for someone to be your immediate and temporary source of self gratification, I have no desire to make room for you in my life. If it sounds like a jackass and acts like a jackass the rest is irrelevant - it's a jackass. If it meets the description of "philanderer" per The Urban Dictionary (google it and learn), I don't want any part of it. Beware! I don't tolerate disrespect nor am I looking for anything fast, forgotten or meaningless.
Friends always welcome for a jazz fest!
My Thank You Section
Thanks to my friends who have written testimonials and think so much of me. You're all wonderful people that I'm happy to have crossed paths with yet, I'm not all that. Howeverrrrr ....I'm humbled and grateful there are people like you who make this world a better place! You're all quite unique, vibrant souls (that I paid a handsome fee to get the flattering testimonials from).
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"Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know". Do your homework!!!
Je désire marcher dans les FLAMMES ardentes de Passion! Ecoutiez-vous votre coeur?
Lets not forget or be sidetracked by this economic decline! There are two wars still going on and all the carnage that go along with them. You can't convince me we belong in either nor that we needed to bail out the Wall Street mob (or add some of the crooks to our ruling administration).
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The controversial Louis Farrakhan summed it up best when he said the poor blacks, latinos and whites didn't know what they were going to war for.
First date .. A smokey jazz club would be awesome.
Second date ... camping with the coyotes! Too kewl. Oh, did you wanna come along?
HOWEVER .. there will be NO first date if there is NO SUBSTANCE to your Modus Operandi ... get it?
You STILL don't know me .....
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