Well, here goes.
I think I have an abundant sense of humor, it's dry and sarcastic most of the time. I just like to laugh. Everyone says that and no one means it. There is a laugh to be had around almost every corner.
I'm quite intelligent and I can't handle those who have trouble with social interaction or have to pause and find something to say. She needs to be witty, have a comeback. I poke fun, I'll push a button from time to time to see how you react. I expect nothing less in return. I'm not a stuck up brainiac, I enjoy the most trivial things in the world. I laugh and joke most of the time but I am never intimidated in conversation. I am wealth of useless information. A walking encyclopedia of sorts.

Here's the nutshell.
-Don't be bean-pole skinny.
-Be goofy, nerdy, laugh at yourself.
-Be intelligent.
-Don't be prediposed to jealousy.
-Don't take me seriously 90% of the time.
-Don't think a debate is a fight. It's not.
-Do have a hobby or interest you can teach me.
-Don't be mad when I become better at it than you.
-Do have taste in music. Having a library of all the same musical genre is not taste in music. O.k. Have similar taste in music. I realize taste in music is subjective. Play me something I've never heard.
-Let me take your picture when you least want it taken.
-Let me cheer you up when you want sulk.
-Do have the ability to hold your own in an intellectual conversation.
-Do like the outdoors.
-Appreciate good time spent doing nothing.
-Herb friendly? yes, cool. No, cool.
-I smoke but the end is approaching.
-Do be able to hold your liquor. I'm not a heavy drinker but I like have a few when the mood strikes me.
-hmmmm, we can iron out all the dumb little things along the way.

You can't just blanket a first date into one thing. I have ideas of what I think are great first dates but they completely depend on the woman I am taking out. Not every woman would enjoy some putt-putt on a first date. I enjoy the most trivial things in life, therefore my first date ideas are limitless. This question is to be answered on a case by case basis. Your case? We'll find out.