Here's why you should NOT date me:
1) I have a bad habit of meaning what I say.
2) I have the audacity to call when I say I'll call.
3) I have the annoying habit of smiling a lot when I'm with someone.
4) My condemnable habit of making the woman I'm dating feel like the queen she is.
5) I bathe…frequently

If that was not enough to scare you off please read on. I'm a laid back type of person who enjoys the simple things in life. I am looking for someone to kick back with and enjoy some interesting conversation. Family and friends are everything to me and I would like to find someone who feels the same way. If you can cook I'd love to square off in competition. If you can't cook, please be willing to be cooked for regularly. Please have an appreciation for oddball humor that covers the entire spectrum (and then some)! So if you're sensitive or easily offended, I'd probably have you cursing at me within the hour.

I would like to do something playful on a first date. Something neither one of us are any good at, what better way to break the ice than to have us both lookin silly...lol..

If that you don't want to put yourself out there like that on the first date there is always dinner...