Early 40's, average looking guy in MK area, looking to meet fun lady socially for dates. Would love to get to know someone as a friend first and then move onto more if the spark developed.Zany sense of humour a must(I find a great sense of humour in a woman as sexy as I find her sparkling eyes or lovely smile).
I take people as I find them and am not up my own backside, and treat people as I find them. I dont care if your a mangaging director or you wait tables...as long as you have a caring, fun outlook and dont take life too seriously then am sure we would get on fine. Wouldn't call myself a knight in shining armour...though maybe a well meaning Squire. I have never married or had kids, as never met the right person. Am still optimistic though, that Miss Nearly Right is out there somewhere.
I am not however interested in one nighters or netshaggers. If your after that, I suggest you find some dodgey shagging site and pass me by.
To give you an idea of my sense of humour, check out this site...if you are laughing then we will most likely get on great.. www.angryalien.com

By the way in answer to the query I keep seeing on profiles "Where have all the nice men gone?". Well I have the answer. They all got secretly sent in a shuttle to a special moonbase to be cryogenically frozen, to be thawed out when the earth finally gets destroyed. I was supposed to go, but I dont like the cold much, and one of us had to stay behind to let people know. Not sure if there was a shuttle of nice women, but hoping they left a few behind by mistake. So if your one of the stranded ones, please let me know (As I hate defrosting fridges without someone to hold the hairdryer!).
And on another note...what the heck is an Other Relationship??? Is it some kind of spy contact code,an alien abduction, or an add for people arranging bank jobs??? Answers on a postcard.Please enlighten me.

Update: I find it quite funny on here, as many women seem to want a handsome guy with a good, well paid job, who has been all over the world,is ambitious, spontaneous, honest, loyal, romantic and funny, dresses well, gets on with their friends, solves global warming and rescues cats from trees...
Reality check, this guy has been snapped up long ago, and if ticks all these boxes is certainly not going to be on a dating site.
I am happy with someone of average looks, dont care what her wagepacket contains, and would accept her as she is, good and bad. It would be nice if she were honest, loyal, caring and funny, but I dont care if her passport is lacking stamps and the cat probably likes it up that tree anyway as it can bask in the mutated globally warmed sun. In short, I dont believe in Miss Right, but Miss Pretty Close is good enough by far. Ok rant over, I will go and have a cup of Ovaltine and two Kalm pills!


THIS WEEK I AM MOSTLY:

Listening to: Rocky Votolato, Warren Zevon, Paul Weller, Pete Yorn, Ryan Adams, Vampire Weekend, David Ford, Sheryl Crow

Doing: A tonne of washing an ironing :( Killing things on the xbox, out pub quizzing, and visiting my family. Went to see a David Ford gig at Northampton, he was fantastic as usual.Firework party (spent more time lighting em than watching)!

Watching: Harpers Island, Hells Kitchen US, several horror DVD's,How not to live your life, Mighty Boosh reruns. Coupling and Pulling comedy series Dvds, really make me laugh.

Being: A total Geek as usual, and not acting my age (No pipe and slippers for me thanks)!!

A drink and a chat somewhere not too noisey. If it goes badly, you can always climb out the toilet window half way through!! Not happened so far though.