LADIES READ: sorry to those of you who have checked me out, wrote to me but couldn't get thru etc.... Not my fault! FYI - POF has a POS (mail setting option) that (needs to be set to match) the person YOU are trying to be in touch with's location....go figure.My apologies to anyone who feels dissed etc... Hey, i can't please the world, knor will i try to. if you can't pm me to ask me what made you cry over the night etc...., then i'm sorry i can't help you.TO MY FANS AND ADMIRERS, FRIENDS ETC..: best way to reach me is at my e-mail addy: slva2006@yahoo.com

YaHoo Messenger trademark(R) @ HTTP://www.yahoo.com - get it now! Pm me to chat if you can get thru...

update: Ladies! the pic of me drinking is only meant to be funny! fyi - i only drink about 1-2 beers a week - if even that!btw - this was just me washing down the turkey after td. however, some may say, "yeah right!" well, whatever amount i drink or don't drink is none-a-ya-BEEZWAX!

update: for 12/22/09

i'm out on the coast for the day and will be heading out to one of my favorite restaurants down by the beach! also, i may be heading out to visit with a old friend fromm my old stomping grounds out in santa cruz... it feels WIERD to be back in town after so many yrs........

X-MAS SONG TO COPY AND PASTE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E5WqegfuyE

please don't be an ASSHAT!

some Bigfoot recordings i ran into! not sure i believe in bf, but these sounds are atleast fun to "make believe" in BF! LOL

HERE IT IS: http://www.oregonbigfoot.com/sounds.php COPY AND PASTE TO UR BROUSER.


"good girls spit, bad girls swallow" BTW - this is a FACT!



a moment/capsule in time: (adult theme) sh*t happens and it can be VERY GOOD!


she said take me! take me! as i was making love to her...needless to say i took her where she wanted to go.lol. after the fact, as i saw her releaved and feeling as if on a cloud i knew right then and there that i know what the f'k i was doing. lol.

as for the cum cannnon.....

here are some of my hobbies: hiking, sight-seeing, road-trips, travel, personal fitness workouts, massage, night life/entertainment, art/design, culinary arts,fine-dining and more.

my goals are to someday make my own business, but i still haven't decided what type of business i want to make. i am thinking restaurant - since i recently got into culinary arts and been having some pretty good success with my own discoveries in cooking. also, i am working on purcHASING MY 1ST HOME as i type as i recently got approved for 250 k morgage by my lender.but i'm in no big rush as i am trying to find-both a deal and a nice place i'd want to call home...not looking to scammed on lousy deal.

As for my beliefs i think god doesn't exist. As for the bible i think it was man made to control the masses. organized religion is all about making $.... i choose to be NON-RELIGIOUS-by choice.

what makes me unique is the fact that i act and dress in my own way... never got into the piercings, tattoos, or all of the fads outhere either.

some music i like is mostly rock oriented, but i also will listen to jsut about everything if it sounds good. as a music fan of sorts i tend to like to get the message out of the lyrics. lol. although some songs make no sense at all!?


a few mins of searching recipes and i have concocted my own winning formula! i also submitted my recipe to cook's.com and it was APPROVED! maybe i'm a chef at heart?!?! enjoy! and please send me feedback if you tried and liked my recipe! and don't forget to finish the rest of that COORS BEEER!!!!!

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1926,141162-228201,00.html

daily news forecast:

man gets fired while masterbating on job! ok, this happened awile back and was not on the daily news the week it happened. here's the scooop! a guy was working in a security booth but must have had too much time on hands.... anyhow, he was caught once with a magazine , lube and possibly a messy assed rag on his lap. lol. 2 weeks later he was caught again slinging that totem pole......tmalss -the **stard was fired! LMAO. btw - this is a story. moral of the story, if you masterbate make sure nobody is watching!!!!! LOL.

more dreaded news of "man eating catfish", or wels or gooonch catfish - yuck!!!! read on: http://www.makli.com/goonch-catfish-0013655/

jesus h.christ! who in the world would ever think if you happened to swim in certain rivers in europe, and now india YOU can now become fish food for a DREADED WELS OR GIANT GOONCH MAN EATING CATFISH! as far as my studies have shown - 3 plus humans have now fallen prey to these HELLISH fish of enourmous size - with a taste for stinkin human flesh!! jk. lol. not funny to say the least! also 2 young and fine blonde women-who damn near where swallowed alive in germany by a wels catfish if i got it right? god help us all!!!!! LOL
my humor section:

george michael joke

What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both have brown dix.

Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled?
He was rear-ended too many times.

more craziness: Hugh Hefner and PLayboy mansion..... Jeesus H christo! who would believe he has 19 yr old b*tches with gstrings up their butts, whopping headlights of pure goodness in his face at age 74! Not only that! from what pamela anderSIN said, he had 7 ladies(prob inc her azz) sucking and slurpling his nutt sack, and choda with baby oil flying in air.... then a happy ending w/cum cannon firing off on jenny, jane, jacky and finally p.anderSIN! this man deserves a GOLD MEDAL MAN! jk LOL blame my write up here on public tv! i jsut watched the playboy mansion documentary! god help us all!

now hand me that baby oil and start stroking it! lmao. nah, give sum nat petro free lotion and start slingin'! gotto catch up w/Heff, right!? jk


hands down coolest monkey on earth-besides us! Howler Monkey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEyrajxzboE&feature=related
let's dance!

meet over a drink, if all goes well - go to a movie, or maybe have a bite and take it from there.