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Meregree
Age: 36
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Brutus Maximus The Octopus: Lewd, Crude and Tattooed.
City
Shit Creek, Without a Flannal Uk
Sign
Scorpio
Height
6' 1" (185 cm)
Age
37 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Blond hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Catholic
N/A
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Legend
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
FitFunRock
ChicksBlondesBIG
BOOBSBrunettesMilfs
ThierDaughters
About Me
First off I'M to much for mere mortal women ! So i need to find my Goddess

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...I am Brutus Maximus, your new hero your party host & most importantly the most charismatic showman to ever enter your living room via a Computer screen. Now when you think of the new era, you think of an event so gigantic that it changes the course of history. You think of a dawning of a new era. In this case the dawning of a new era on Pof Thank you, a new era is what this once proud Website needs.

Brutus Maximus has come to save Pof ! You can care less about every single idiot, & espically the next idiot you see, You people have been lead to believe that mediocrity is excellence, uh ah, Maximus is excellence
now for the first time in Pof history, you have a man who can entertain you. You have a man who is good enough for you. You have a man you can make you jump off your chairs, raise your filthy fat little hands in the air and scream Go Brutus Go! Go Brutus Go! Go !

The new era has arrived on Pof now that the BM problem is here, this site, from the front office idiots, to all the amateurs in the chat rooms, to everybody reading tonight will never be the same again! Whether you realize this or not, you are in very prestigious club. Yeah that's right. You're in the I Just Adore Brutus Maximus Fan Club. And you know what? You understand that it's a very very exclusive club.

Now, Roll the footage, monkeys! I am the human highlight reel!

First Date
I Am Looking for, in opening section asks this QUESTION,

well truth be told, im not sure & just know not looking
i date,ive good friends i hang out,i email talk & phone/text. had other relationships?? ive had many active partner & yes done the Intimate Stuff?

: “It’s Easy, Bein’ Sleazy.”
Mail Settings (To message Brutus Maximus you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 18 and 69
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Testimonials/comments from Brutus Maximus favorites list
Me leaving a testimonial for The God usually results in a spell of him deleting his account?!!! Funny that, its enough to give a girl a complex!! So, what to say, interesting, kind, easy on the eye, oh! and he has a huuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeee - tractor!!! ;-) xxxx

This guy is fantastic, there shud be more like him , he brightens my day :) Happiness is infectious once it gets about, do not keep it to yourself but always give it out, happiness is catching! how the joy germs thrive ! if you're feeling grateful just to be alive dont suppress your feelings let them effervesce, start an epidemic, spreading happiness ( just about sums him up ) xxx

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