(I didn't buy a membership on this site, it was given to me free because I use the site a lot I guess)

I'm respectful but infused with a sarcastic personality so if you have a pacemaker or overprotective parents/possessive ex-girlfriends/baby mama drama, do not message me as I am not for the weak at heart. I enjoy getting tattoos and occasionally piercings (I personally know some amazing artists). It's hot if you've got em, it's okay if you don't! :)

I know some American Sign Language, French, Portuguese, and can burp better than you. I like to buy (and sometimes make) art. I try to prolong the good moments and feelings in life, even if that includes sleeping til noon sometimes. I do not see this as wasting time, lol. My cats know where it's at.

stuff I like:
rock/metal concerts, beer, tattoos, my adorable cats Isis and her baby Gizmo, dancing, anything pink, photography, video games, vampires, yoga, swimming, heading out of the city, theatre productions (big & small), having food cooked for me (Im not very good at it..), money in my bank account (how rare!).

Some of my fave movies are (in NO specific order) Grease, Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, Inside, Teeth, Slaughterhouse-Five, Tokyo Gore Police, Superbad, Wall-E, Waiting, the Notebook, Night At The Roxbury, Pineapple Express, most 80's/90's movies, anything with Angelina Jolie, Chevy Chase or John Candy!

Music I'm into is mostly hard stuff, metal, all sorts of rock, hardcore, also really like trip hop, some techno, hip hop, folk, and classical.

I do read, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, Koontz, Vonnegut, Stephenie Meyer, Judy Blume, and of course many others (even the newspaper occasionally!). I like thrillers, travel stories, some romance, and occult.

just want to meet people to do nothing with, or go on crazy adventures with (I'm a pretty spontaneous person). I never help people cheat so don't bother if you're hooked up.

I hope that you are open-minded, emotionally intelligent, not easily offended, and can hold your own in a battle of wits. I like to take things easy, with no weird pretenses or pressure. You really can't take me seriously all the time or it just won't work out!