WANTED, one stalker that likes to text, call at weird hours, act a fool while demonstrating thier love for me..... not that it is cool to have a stalker, but man, if someone liked me enough to stalk me....

Ok, since many of you are about to read this and be like...."WTF"...
let me break the ice.... all you have to do is add me to your favorite's list and I will figure out something clever to break the ice......unless you wanna...... and you know a brotha will not object to that.


JUST SO YOU KNOW LADIES....I do not need you for immigration purposes and no im not related to Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, or Rodney King, so please stop asking if i am because i am funny or because i look like i just got beat up.

Proceed with profile

just so you know, im an easy going guy that loves to hit the clubs whenever and also enjoys staying home.
I am not on here attempting to be your romeo or what not as we all have our faults. Some are larger than others


so really now, can we figure out what makes us come to these sites?


well from what i have seen it is women that are trying to tell us what we have to be and what not
i dont go for that, im too passive and normal.

if you are looking to get married and all that? I willl see when i am availible to fit you in. DISCLAIMER -- I am not from Nigeria and do not need you for status or immigration purposes. I am from Canada.


Just so you know ladies, it takes two seconds to reply and say thanks. I hope you do because being nice is free, and this is a free site

I know many of you think us guys are here for booty. I would be nice and all, but i prefer chatting and the whole back rub thing....... come on ladies, and i do give and take in this instance.


if you are one of them ladies that is too shy to say anything, just add me to your favorites list, i will break the ice

just so you know, this account opened april 5th, hence so few people's list for me
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for the ladies that have men hating stuff on the profiles,

if you have recently broke up with your dude and are hating men, stop and take a breath and realize, that (1)the guy just might not have been satisfied with what you were offering, (2)what you have been doing might not have been enough, even though you thought it was (3) he just might have gotten tired of you and you thinking you were serving up all that you thought was that good ...... dont be so hateful to us guys and you might find more princes.....


like myself

Just curious ladies, you say you don't want broke men and this and that. I would like to inform you that many of us guys do not want to be your bank either. If you want to be treated equal, you might wanna lose the notion that it is a guy's job to pay for you. We do it because we are nice. Expect it and you are showing your true colors.

DISCLAIMER..... IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM DOES THIS MEAN I AM BROKE

Oh, my smart a**ed cousin thought it would be funny to message all the hookers that come on here with the intimate encounters thing, so if you have that block feature on, guess you wont be hearing from me first.... YOU HAVE TO MESSAGE ME.

Oh, what is up with all the hot chicks looking at my profile lately? ARE YOUR KEYBOARDS BROKE DAMMIT? "HELLO" DOESNT TYPE ITSELF !!!!


is it bad that i come to my own profile to make me chuckle?

WARNING LADIES --- if you have other girls in your pics, makes sure they are not better looking than you.

NEW RULE--------- If you dont bother to even reply to a polite message i send, i am going to message you that you were too rude to at least say thanks but no thanks..... ITS FREE TO BE POLITE. Be thankful that i didnt message you with some rude or sexual crap

to those that keep on me about my age..... the age on my profile isnt correct. I am not going to bother telling you how old i am either as it is just a number. There are 19 year olds more mature than some 40 year olds, so why disqualify someone from your life based on a statistic? That is silly and pointless. Chemistry doesnt take into account age, so that being said, my age isnt correct and i wlll leave it at that.

just so you know, i do not mind the stereotype, i can settle for some nasty greasy KFC and basketball game.


ITS FREE TO JUST SAY HELLO OR YOU THINK SOMETHING IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING, SO MAKE ME FEEL WELCOME TO OTTAWA

all serious here. I would like to go to some of these nice fancy joints downtown in ottawa, have a nice meal, have a drink or two. I have taken in lots of the buskers that perform and think they are simply amazing. I watch all these happy couples and groups of people and think that it looks so much fun to just hang out with someone that provides you a great conversation..