| | First off ladies let me welcome you to Daniel's dungeon of love, otherwise known as my profile. To those of you who don't know me, I am a king of kings, a horse among ponies, a kangaroo among wallabies if you will. To give you an idea of what I am like, I will quote the president of my fan club (Jessica Alba):
"Daniel or Sexy McHotpants as I like to call him, is every woman's dream: sultry, debonair, and a warrior of love. He inspires poets and musicians, while single-handedly putting an end to the use of pineapples in leather. Where else can you find a man who can cut down trees, build houses and serenade you with song. A magnificent man if there ever was one."
In Daniel's spare time he likes to volunteer with the Special Olympics as a hugger. For his special lady he will sing Michael Bolton songs (with wig) and recite Tom Cruises lines from Jerry McGuire in a sexy Barry White-esque voice. (Yes, he will have you at hello).
Daniel is a graduate from the School of Sexy with a fourth degree black belt in ass kickery (which was used to take back what was rightfully his from JT). He now teaches at the Handsome Boy Modeling School on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Sunday mornings he practices meditation in the nude, in front of his ten cats. Daniel has the unique gift of being able to "keep it real", while simultaneously "taking it to the next level". His favorite movies include Kickboxer and The Notebook.
Daniel is not afraid to cry. On rainy days, he is often found staring motionless out the window at the trees, deep in thought over the loss of his hornless unicorn, tears streaming down his cheeks.
Daniel is very close with his parents as they often chat and share. After they are done he will walk back to his bedroom.
I know this is a lot to take for you. You may have a sudden violent urge to consume buckets of ice cream at the thought of missing out with Daniel. Take a deep breath my precious treasure. There is enough of me to go around. |
