In normal business hours I am a pillar of the community. Envied by my peers, and resented by my enemies. But at night I am a secret agent for the FBI. I am a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Cozumel, I've been known to bake 30-minute brownies in under 90 seconds. The CIA often questions me just because my friends have been on Jerry Springer once too often. I am friendly with a quirky sense of humor, good-natured, style challenged, light hearted, outgoing, trust-worthy, honest, talkative, smart, caring and a whole bunch of other adjectives that I can't think of right now. I like to spend my leisure time listening to music, reading, dancing around the house with a brush as a microphone singing off key, hanging out with friends, watching movies, sharing dinner, catching up on dvr programs, and finding an alternative fuel source. I have a good sense of humor and I love to make others laugh ... or at least I try to. I love to tell bad jokes, I talk to myself when I drive and I am easily entertained. I have a slew of talents; one is my talent for making candy. My homemade candies have actually made grown men cry with gratitude that they were able to taste a sample of what Nirvana must be like. (Ok, maybe it was a girly man and I paid him 5 bucks). I was recently laid off from my job of 13 years. I took that as a sign that I should go back to school. So I am currently a full time student. If everything goes according to plan someday I will be rich! But for now, I have school and homework. I have a car that is old but it is paid off and I have no credit card debt. I am an amazing person all in all. If you don’t believe me I can get references from my ex-husband, his wife, at least two ex boyfriends, my mom and any number of friends to prove that I am an exceptional person. Right now I am looking for something that will start off slow with the potential to turn into something more.
Always on the go sounds good, but it kinda sucks in actual practice. Slow down, enjoy life. I like to be able to spend time with the guy I am with. You see, I have no idea what I'm looking for. I mean, of course, I want what everyone wants; friendship, love, honesty, passion, hope, arguments, making up, excitement, peacefulness and good lasagna. I don't want a God (unless there is one out there who wants me) I don't want someone who is negative, but I like someone who can make fun of me or others without being mean. I would love to meet someone whose little idiosyncrasies intrigue me. Someone who has been in love before and even if they are scared, they are ready to try again. Someone who won't think I am too weird because I like watching Supernatural or eat peanut butter from a spoon. Someone who likes to cuddle and doesn't mind stoking my hair with their fingers. See......really anyone.

I can offer somewhat witty conversation, hilarious stories that have the possibilty of making milk come out your nose (this only works if you are drinking milk), and I will do my best to put you at ease and make sure you have a good time. What we do or where we go does't matter, spending time to get to know each other is what counts.