Ok, ya'll (yes, it's Southern, I know, but that comes from going to college in the South), I clearly need to update a few more things about myself and what interests me....
I DO NOT:
-Want to be called sweetheart, honey, angel, or any other form of endearment when you don't know me!
-Want to date someone who has no grasp or command of the English language
-Have an interest in anyone who communicates by flicking off cameras in his pics
-Understand or relate to Ebonics or any form thereof
-Need you to fly me to Florida (I live here!) or around the world
-Need you to promise to treat me like a princess if I let you
-Want your phone number in the first e-mail you send to me
-Want to know your male measurements
-Have time to answer every e-mail every single day (I have a job!!!)
-Need an e-mail describing why you were offended by my profile (if you have time to do this, you REALLY have no life!!)
-Want an e-mail from a guy who claims he is seeking "fun" and "spontaneous" (what the hell is spontaneous about dating???)
-Have an interest in men who cannot even correctly spell their job title
Hate to hit someone with a list of do not's in the beginning, but perhaps it will help those slow witted people who find themselves challenged by reading through an entire profile. Now on to the fun part.......
I am a Midwestern native who moved here several years ago to finish my degree in English. I am a successful, but extremely busy, professional. I love all sports, but especially football, baseball, and basketball. An ideal date to me would consist of a hot dog, great seats at a football game, and an amazing guy next to me. If you’re with me during football season, Monday Night Football is mandatory!
Yes, my pics are sexy and fun. Contrary to what a lot of men think, curvy, voluptuous women are sexy, too. If you're looking for Miss America or a Barbie doll, that simply isn't me. I was blessed with big breasts, hips, thighs, and a butt, and I kind of like them! If you're obsessed with always eating healthy, we probably won't have much in common.
Ultimately, I would like to settle down with one man and do the family thing, but it definitely takes awhile before two people know each other well enough to do that. Men who declare their love for someone on the first, second, or third date scare me! Although I like getting out, I'm definitely not into the club/downtown scene. I gave that up when I grew up!
But I do love to have a good time, be flirtatious, smile often, and laugh more. I can be air-headed (I ran into a pole on a date once) and silly, but also serious and intelligent. I enjoy debates, politics (yep, I'm a Republican!), religion, and literature, but I also love to shop, go to the beach, and hang out with my friends. I'm the kind of woman who fits the "girl next door" stereotype...until you get me behind closed doors!
Feel free to check me out on m y s p a c e @:m y s p a c e.com/teacherhottie26
If you:
-Drink excessively, drink to get drunk, or claim that life is more fun drunk than sober
-Think that Paris Hilton is hot
-Live at home with your parents or grandparents or in a home they bought for you
-Have "baby mama drama"
-Don't have a job
-Don't own a car
-Smoke weed or use any other kind of drug
-Are looking for a “piece”
-Are younger than 23
-Are scared of smart, competitive, ambitious women
-Are married, separated, or looking for an intimate encounter...
Then, please, move on!!!! We simply WON'T work out--I promise.
Finally, just because my favorites number is high, please don't think I talk to all of those people. It's difficult to remember to daily erase people you don't know!
SCARIEST/DUMBEST EMAIL EVER RECEIVED ON POF(If this was your email, sorry to put you on blast, but c'mon!!!!):
I am no poser Dolly, please read my mail Sent Date: 7/10/2008 9
02 PM
Howdy, 145 IQ barely finished high school now a Shade tree lawyer/Media Mogul professional story teller overall sweet guy,
I am a bit of a smart ass I would call it wise-ass. Can you tell the difference in a guppy and a whale, if a guppy could talk you couldn't hear him, a Whale blows over 100 decibels(OK its not that funny).
We have to email here several times before giving our email or names. I love honesty so I better tell you now I have a very small wiener.
48 years slightly gray boy scout country boy from West Texas now in Dade City FL. I was married for 16 years and I was a good husband who raised another woman's children then she left to marry richer man.
I cannot make someone love me and I only seek love and give you love. The rest is for you.
10 years from now...will you regret not emailing me back? Its up to you doll. Pretty young women have choices? ready for adventure? Not just any guy but possibly THE guy,
Mark
OKAY! SECOND DUMBEST EMAIL EVER ON POF (Can someone PLEASE give this man a spelling lesson???):
cocacolakid05(View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: hello Sent Date: 7/18/2008 8:00:31 PM
i would like two be right on your twins so i can suck on your niples,play with your titts.
Is that REALLY supposed to do anything for me? Get me excited? Wow...
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