So! I kept my old information for posterity sake... heres the new happinings.

I got a job now in Sierra Vista AZ. Its a nice new proposition that instead of teaching the little Ranger students I will be dealing with some AIT kiddies. Yay.

So, with my boat in tow, I am on my way off to the desert of AZ. There I plan to do the usual hunting, fishing, fly fishing and find whatever else I can get into trouble with.

"So, where did you learn to track like that?"- Jack
"My father was an Army Ranger in Washington state, he used to take me deer hunting with him every weekend. Being in the woods was his religion."- Kate
--Lost Season 1--

So apparently even "Lost" can get it right. Good lord the world has gone to hell in a hand-basket when I am quoting TV shows.


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Wow. The guy who wrote my old intro is SO fired, as soon as I get finished here and head over to human resources.

Yes, that was an ill attempt at humor.

What do I write here? Hmm. Well, lets see I have been in the Army for a while now, and apparently the military has seen fit to station me in lovely- cough- Fort Benning. I dont mind the south to be quite honest, lovely women, decent weather, the population fits my politics- for the most part- and the hot weather agrees with my complection. Because we all know them Rangers are always looking for the perfect farmers tan...

What am I looking for? Well to be quite honest I am HORRIBLE when it comes to meeting women. BUT, at least I am honest about it. I either dont have the time, or the inclination to go running up to a woman at a bar looking like a drooling retard as I try to stammer out some semblence of a conversation.

Blondes, yes blondes are a weakness... But, trust me, just about any one of the number of gorgeous southern belles running around GA will have the same result of again drooling stammering geek.

Geek, yes, I freely admit it: I am a geek. Yes, it is true I do go out and sky dive and do all those extreme sports. Yes, I did spend the last 10 years of my life running around blowing stuff up, jumping out of planes, drinking and fighting etc. BUT, I am definately a computer geek. Yes, I am still out there every day yelling at Ranger wanna bes- because they wanna be like me LOL- and running buck nekked through the woods like a wild indian- ok maybe only on off days when the students arent looking. But I also spend a good amount of time playing Warcraft online.

Sad, but true ladies.

Witty... Wouldnt say that because most of the conversations I can drum up on the fly consist of SOMETHING Army. Well, considering this is all I have done for the past 10 years you have to expect some type of "green" speak to be involved.

Looking for? Hmm, someone who doesnt mind my boyish addiction to my video game and isnt afraid to 1 either drag my happy butt out of the house kicking and screaming or 2 learn to play with me. Someone who doesnt mind the fact that I am comfortable going out on lake in my boat all day water skiing or wakeboarding then coming home and geeking out. Someone who doesnt mind my borderline suicidal tendencies when it comes to doing some admitedly crazy things- "Oh good lord the idea wasnt that bad at the time of conception and look see I came out alright! Besides, what else in gods name am was I going to use that flex linear charge for if not to cut down the tree? I mean its been sitting in that box forever. Besides it was really cool!"

Anything else I think your gonna have to ask as I am totally out of really humorous comments. Anything else, is going to end up more "green" speak.

Hmm, difficult, but Taco Bell and some mini golf.. im a cheap ranger lmao... no.. first dates are always catered to the person your trying to "impress" unfortunately i got out of the trying to impress stage long ago. Been single so long now i honestly cannot tell you what a first date would be lol.

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