Im a very unique guy
certainly not your average joe,
I have everything there is to offer,
so ask me before you go.

Diggin' fun in every way
no matter how it comes,
I'm always down for this or that
and stickin' to my guns.

Romantic, handsome and funny
I always aim to please,
just ask my friends and theyll tell you
"He's easy like the breeze."

So if you want the chance to meet
this special dude on your screen,
just drop a line and holler!
You just might be my queen.