| | Ok..to start off.. does anyone actually READ what people have listed in their INterests section of the profile?? Honestly I just put a bunch of random junk in there or the first thing that popped into my head. But I`m sorry, I dont think we will make a deep meaningful connection based on a list of random likes.. WOaaah you like music??Noo way I thought I was the only one!! We should sooOoo meet and get married!!!...
As you probably guessed by now I am a rather sarcastic person but its all in good fun. I treat people with respect as long as they respect me. I basically follow a simple rule, I`ll be nice to you until you do something to piss me off, and if u make me mad then its on like donkey kong!!hehe. I have a rather sick and twisted sense of humor, and its gotten me into trouble a few times but whatever, I can only be me. People say im a very sweet person however and witty, but I dont take compliments well, and when I do get complimented I usually blush alot from it.
Ok..so theres somethin else I was wondering about relating to the guys on this site. How come every guy feels the need to mention there****size right away? I dont need to know your "down there" measurements within 5 minutes of chatting to you..Yes im sure it's lovely and as big as an anaconda, but thats rather superfluous information when first getting to know a person dontchya think?? guys automatically think "weee look at me i have a penis and I think its great..surely the rest of the world agrees with me!!??."
Another thing I`m curious about is why does every guy on here just wanna **** a girls brains out??Although if the girl goes along with it I guess she has no intelligence and hence has already had her brain ****ed out numerous times.It also makes me worry that the girls bad judgment will cause her to keep hooking up with guys and contracting some sort of STD that hasnt even been named yet.. Sorry but Chlamydia and Syhpillis isnt my cup of tea. Then you have girls sayin they always meet the wrong kinda man.. Well take a look at yourself for starters..If you dress like a slut/whore you will be treated as such and FYI these types of people usually do not get much respect. If you want respect from others try respectin yourself first.. (yes I know that sounded a little like an after school special..but whatever)
Also i would like to point out that I am not a shallow person and I dont judge based on looks. I should also point out that if your looking for a blond big busted slutty beach barbie then you should exit this profile ASAP!!run!!save yourself before its too late!! And im sorry but if I do go on a date with you.Im not going to eat a salad while you eat a steak..Salad isnt real food..Salad is what MY food eats..
On a totally unrelated subject I wanna bring up another topic of interest..Im wondering when in the hell did THE PEANUT become the new sign of evil!!!?? I swear to god.. on top of all the other things we have to worry about with kids these days, including kidnappings,bullyings,abuse etc.. Now we gotta worry about the god damn peanuts.. I swear people view peanuts they way they view Hitler.. BACK OFF YOU EVIL SHELLED CREATURE YOU WONT HARM MY CHILD!! I swear , people treat the peanut like its the ****ing plague or something. Then kids are told there not allowed to eat peanut butter because they might come into contact with a kid whos allergic...What the ****?? I may not have kids but if I did Id let them eat PB as much as they want and I too will keep eating PB..whatever happened to a lil thing called freedom of choice??
Is anyone else as sick of Britney Spears as I am?? I sweaar.. Hit me baby one more time??well if I hit you will you shut the **** up??.. and Now shes gone and shaved her head..I guess cus she wants to join a cult..Well congrats to you Britney or should I use your new cult name Shaboobula!!!ayayayayayayayay!!!
 Another thing..I am soo tired of seeing Britney and Paris Hiltons cooters on tv and the interent.. With all that god damn money youd think they can afford to buy some friggin underwear.. And they say they just "forgot" to put panties on..how does one just forget to put on panties? and how can you not notice your wearing them??Im pretty sure theres a difference between commando and not..Or maybe there just to god damn stoned or drunk to have any memory of getting dressed that morning.
Aaaannnd another thing.. I wanna talk a little about smoking. I am not a smoker/never have been/never will be so okay thats fine. But I dont see why people who smoke should be condemnded to hell or have other people telling them they should quit.. "hey you should quit smoking,its bad for ya" well THANK YOU very much Mr.Captain Of the Obvious. I think people who smoke are well aware of the consequences, they watch the same tv commercials as you do they see the same ADs plastered everywhere. I figure ya know what if the persons an adult its their choice, and as long as they arent being jerks about it and blowin smoke in ya face, then why not put away the cancer fact sheets and stop pestering them about it?It again goes back to the freedom of choice thing.
Got a newsflash for you, we ALL do stupid sh*tthat we know we shouldnt..everyone does..so for you to bug people that smoke is just god damn ignorant. How would you like it if someone was on your ass about a habit or whatever that you might have? Id reckon you`d probly be pretty pissed off about it hey!!?
On a more serious note..something else that troubles me is the direction our youth are heading nowadays..It makes me very worried when I see a 13yr old girl dressing like a hooker because she thinks its the only way to get guys attention.. The media doesnt help much either, In the magazines lindsay lohan, paris hilton etc are glorifiyed and idolized for their promiscuous/slutty lifestyles and teenage girls are so impressionable they think its a good way to act. Then the teen girls say they dress like that cus they have high self esteem and high confidence, when I think infact NO it is quite the opposite, they have low self esteem and hence crave the attention. they need to realize they should act like kids while they still actually ARE kids...
On a more lighter note I just wanted to say I think im going to boycott walmart.I went there lastnite and had to wait 35mins to buy a frickin phone card.sure i coulda left but it felt like a challenge and once I was in line I wasnt gonna give up because I was on a quest dammit..a quest for a phone card..
Well if your still reading down to this part then I gotta say Im impressed..Ive probly scared off most the male population with this profile and the fact that it requires alotta reading..and most ppl wont read a profile past 2lines.
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