Allow me to wax poetic about how wonderful I am... or not.
I am a professional musician and this takes me out of town regularly, can you handle that? I'm a lucky man in that my chosen vocation is also my passion.
I'm looking for someone who can understand this.
She would need to be very independant and comfortable in her own skin (the clingy need not apply).
In my off time I enjoy activities such as cycling, golf, swimming, camping, racquet sports etc, going for a nice long walk, or just hanging out at home, catching a flick and making a nice meal for that special someone (did I mention I used to be a cook?).
I have a healthy sense of humour that can be described as sardonic with a good dose of self deprecation. You'll find my sense of humour somewhere between The Trailer Park Boys, The Family Guy and Monty Python.

I'm looking for an intelligent, witty girl who can be goofy but also knows how to be a lady (this doesn't mean wearing your 'good' sweats for a night on the town)

Just to be totally upfront and honest, I am divorced and have kids who now live far away. ( now here's the part where 98% of the single women will dismiss me )

I'm not here to find a "long term relationship" per se, I am here to meet people. Maybe one day I'll I'll meet someone and a relationship will develop. Maybe. Hopefully.
It would be nice to come home to someone or have someone come home to me (and have supper ready on the table for ya)
I am not looking for a specific type but more for chemistry. That ever elusive spark that attracts two people and transcends everything else.

So if you can handle a goofy, guitar playing, gourmet cooking, amazing massage giving, intelligent....genius even (well not mad scientist evil genius but more like benign, good genius) all around swell fellow, send me a note.

Thanks for your time.
;)

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handy

The first date should be casual, low key and conducive to stimulating conversation.
I mean how well can you get to know someone during a movie?
Dinner, coffee or even a nice leisurely stroll will do nicely.