Hi…well…my name is Andrew and I love to cook, dress nice, look manly, be strong and protective, smell good, make you laugh out loud and of course, share with the housework. Who doesn’t find shopping therapeutic? there is no better way to relax than wandering around many of the high street chains, for hours on end, looking for that special top, shoes, outfit, hair colour or that miracle of miracles, Lift-Fermete cream from Clarins…must I go on? A cosy night in with a bottle of wine, listening to the strains of George Michael, some scented candles and a bath filled to the brim with bubbles…the thought of it all makes me go weak at the knees.

At the weekend all I want to do is complete the list of jobs that don't really need doing, fixing something that isn’t really broken, moving stuff that's fine where it is, clearing out old things, changing those light bulbs or helping decide which shade works best…colour charts, feng shui, minimalist layouts and neutral earthy colours have me a quiver.

However it saddens me to think that there are times when I simply have to put all this ‘doing stuff together’ thing behind me and get out on my motorbike. I force myself into silly leathers and trundle off in all weather aimlessly plodding along the highways and byways with no thoughts or goals in mind (note to self – make a to do list about this)…and at the end of it all simply resting the old dear on her side-stand, leaving her out in the cold and suffering the endless chit-chat about football, rugby, cricket, bikes, cars over a pint or two at the local…yes you’ve got the picture…DULL, DULL, DULL. But rest assured, my lily of the valleys, I doubt I will ever have to involve you in such pitiful and meaningless pursuits.

A good, honest, loving & passionate man? Yes…(of course - I’m half Spanish)…but who cares about that when the shops are open? An honest, spontaneous, exciting and fun man? For sure...but that can soon be crushed out of me. Give me a good woman with great legs looking through an open window on the world and those gorgeous nets held wide apart blowing gently in a warm scented breeze...


I was reading through a couple of ladies profiles and I feel the need to offer some insight…

“I want a man who is very strong and protective when he needs to be but sometimes he’s so gentle and loving too”…well that’s a pimp.
“Someone who understands women and what they really need and knows exactly how to treat a woman”…well that can only be a gay man (or another woman).
”somebody to make me feel good, brings happiness and joy to my life and make me laugh again”…and that’s a clown.

So if you really do 'want it all'…it’s a gay, clown, pimp you’re after…

Discover whatever makes us feel most comfortable...laughter, warmth and openness...anything else is at the discretion of my therapist...x