I'm unintelligent, dishonest, insincere, lacking in affection and have a horrid sense of humor. I am looking for a long term relationship and would love to find a woman who is impatience, not understanding, and totally lacking in confidence and sincerity. I can appreciate the simple things in life, but don't and look at the glass as um mm. ....a glass. I enjoy loud times at home as well as going out to riots, auto crashes, and a long crawl home after drinking too much.

At this point in time and space the most important thing in my life, next to work and the pets, would be music. So you will come in third. I like to dance and beat on my Drums. I also have a couple of Banjos, a few Guitars, and a trombone I play really bad.

I also like to do various sports, such as Swimming, Biking, Camping, Tennis and Disc Golf. I used to do a lot of Hockey and Baseball but it has gotten harder and harder to find enough people my own age to get a team type game together. And I mean Play, not watching someone else do it. I can't sit and watch, I want to get involved. I don't want a pickle, I just wanna.....


I believe in God, but have no faith in any of the religions. I have come to learn that it is easier to tell the truth rather then trying to remember who you told what lie to.

And a good laugh does a lot more for your being then b!tching and complaining.

Oh, and I also really enjoy playing mind games. So if any of this strikes a cord with you send me a message and I'll lambaste you as best I can.

Get to know you!