Updated on 04/11/09

Here's me:
I'm enjoy a simple life. Fun loving, a great laugh, considerate, easy going, kind and generous. I love socialising both on and offline. I have been known to be spontaneous. I'll try anything once, within reason. However, I draw the line at walking through a shopping centre on a Saturday wearing a "Big Bird" Sesame Street costume. My music tastes are varied, ranging from Black Sabbath to Dean Martin and Nat King Cole (what cool guys).

Sometimes I like to go out on the town, other times I'd love to just sit and chill out with a nice bottle of Shiraz, making each other laugh or watching a movie. I'm an easy going kinda guy.

Foodwise:
I love all kinds of food including Thai, Mexican and German.

I'm looking for:
Someone to chat to, perhaps eventually maybe meet up for a drink or walk or wrestle in a bouncy castle filled with Strawberry Vodka Jelly (just kidding! hehe).

My hobbies / activities:
I'm currently studying computer programming. I love Scuba Diving although I haven't found time to do it this year. Diving on the Zenobia wreck off the coast of Cyprus blew my mind! Need to do more wreck and night time diving! I enjoy sci-fi and thriller tv shows and movies as well as british comedies.

So surprise me and message or email me ( rio_insignia@hotmail.com ), dagnamit! hehe.
Come on, break the tradition of waiting for me to email you.

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Turn ONS:
Respect. Honesty. Spontaneity. Independence. Someone who is willing to make an effort.

Turn OFFS:
People with "attitude", arrogance and over confidence (to the point of being obnoxious), racism, dishonesty and mind games (I haven't got time to spend trying to work out what someone is thinking, I ain't telepathic).
I hate people who expect things to be handed to them without them putting any effort in.
People who don't give a crap what they say or who's feelings they hurt.

Pet hate: People who are fully capable of using the english language, but cannot resist using phone-text style typing when they are not using their phones. For example: Bcuz, wiv, 4, l8erz, cud, shud.
Seriously, is it so hard to even attempt to spell correctly?

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If you're still reading this and you haven't fallen asleep through boredom, then here's a semi-clean joke for you all as a reward hehe:

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex," she replied. The researcher was a little taken aback at hearing this.

"Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty."

He continued. "Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all......"

"We put it on the bedroom doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

My definition of a good nite out can vary depending on my mood and what we both would like to do and isn't just relying on me entertaining her.