I'm Jay and I'm fairly decent, 6ft, hazel eyes (I could say brown but hazel sounds better), nice cheeky smile (gets me out of lots of trouble), nice bum (springs back when u squeeze it), ten fingers and ten toes (clean and filed down), and spikey hair (upstairs). I can be a real sweetie pie when I want to be and if I care about the girl, but i can be a MEGA pr*ck too depends what mood I'm in. Might as well be honest!

I love going the casino with my mates a couple of times a week mostly to play the poker tournaments. I like working out a lot and I mean a lot, and I do it to keep fit not to look good, although that is a benifit! I love my work and I'll tell u what I do if you ask nicely (gota keep some aire of mystery here u see). I don't smoke or do drugs and I don’t judge people either.
My favourite sport is drinking and I try and fit in at least one workout a week down the pub, at the moment I'm knocking a pint back in under 3 seconds, luckily I'm not that quick at everything......

I love having a laugh and talking about stupid things but I do like talking bout other things in life, sometimes stuff that makes your head hurt and not just what’s on tv, I got my little spot where I drive to and look up at the sky some nights sounds a bit gay, however Im totally straight hehe and there's no dogging going on there either, although cars with guys in do flash me sometimes hahaha and there was this one time when, hmmmm i wont go into that here.... So if I was going to stay with someone it would have to be a girl who wasn't an airhead, who had a great personality and not to materialistic (no barbie dolls please, even tho I look like a Ken).

I think life's too short to waste time everyone, so I'd like to spend as much of it as i can with good people.

Some Good quotes
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!

Why do all women open thier mouths when applying mascara.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

100% of the shots you don't take, don't go in.

Dont message me if your a gansta or chav, dont even bother if ur a liar or a fake, u kno who u r hollie haha!!! genuine people only and no 16 year olds, or pple hu typ lyk dis init! (did i say I don't judge people either )

Also Im only in this country till April/ May 09 as I'm going to live in spain for a few years so hurry up if u want to tag along haha

And I’m not a player........ but I would say that wouldn't I?

Id talk and listen....

Female
Must not be married