Men are men. Women are women. That’s the way it’s supposed
to be, the plan is a good one, and I would not change a thing. If
you agree, read on.
Fair warning: I have a "smart" attitude, but I'll keep you laughing
all the time. Being bored does not interest me (go figure). I'd
much rather find a particularly 'accident prone' lab partner and
blow up 'chemistry class'. Now THAT would be a 'blast'.
I plan great dates, and even better surprises. I am forever on the
trail of the next adventure, be it in another country or in the next
zip code. You will always be curious as to what is going to
happen next, in the best way possible.
If I am attracted to you, it will make itself clear soon enough.
When I compliment you in any way you will know I mean it. I
recognize the difference between being chivalrous and being a
doormat, which I am sure you will appreciate after what you’ve
seen out there.
I have been elected the “World’s Greatest Dad” by a landslide
mandate in a constituency of two voters. That same little girl
runs, jumps in my arms and will not let go when I pick her up
from school and a Son that is just like his Dad.
I believe women should be feminine. You do not have to like
sports, drink Guinness or bait your own hook. You can go shoe
shopping, hit the tanning salon and watch "Sex And The City" all
you want. Just leave me out of it. When you get home, you will
be kissed correctly and kissed often. If you smell great and got
your nails done, that's even better.
By the way, if you are 100% woman I will recognize it and
appreciate it--even if you think you're a "tomboy".
If you start a pillow fight with me when you wake up on Sunday
morning, you are going to get the trouble you are looking for.
And don't even think about doing all the cooking around here.
I've got that covered. If you want to help...maybe.

Meet at a coffee shop and then walk through the park.