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Profession artist/musician
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| art | precussion and knitting scarves from belly button lint | donations welcome | | | |
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About Me
First of all, I think as of all the "date requests" Ive gotten, I better point out something... If you may notice, I am here for "friends"... This is not an application for marriage where you do "interviews" disguised as "dates". No its not because I have a girlfriend or a wife. Its because Im not interested in "meeting"... (yes, believe it or not, there is a man online who ISNT here to get laid)...
Now with all that being said...
I do NOT buy into organized religeon what so ever... Political theories, please... there is no easy answers that can be sumed up in conversation. So I keep my opinions to myself and Im a firm believer in keeping opinions left to the people who dont know what the "F" theyre talking about...(that goes with religeon as well). To zero a belief down to "one distinct faith" in my mind is basically just being "gullible"... and for someone to try and push it on me is an insult to my intelligence... therefore, if you are a bible-thumper... please click off my profile now.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca861703b8 ... See more funny videos at Funny or Die
SOOO... on THAT note...
HI!!! IM KeLLy ...Im a wellknown artist who's work has graced the covers of MANY famous rockbands albums...such as L.A. GUNS... CHEAP TRICK... STONE SOUR... and soon to be adding SLIPKNOT to the list aswell.
Im also a professional hardrock drummer for well over 15 yrs...touring the country for 10 of those yrs straight, stopping only ta pee on the roadside now and then.
For more on me you can read this interview im featured in, at...
http://stars4iowa.com/KellyM.htm
First Date
Have you drive me to return cans for the deposit money so i could take you to WhiteCastle Burgers for a romantic dinner by candlelight and then serinade your heartstrings with the lovely music I create thru "armpit-farting" Barry Manilow and Kenny G.
And then after you realize that I'm "THE ONE" ...the "MAN OF YOUR DREAMS" ... We go loiter outside the liquor store and panhandle money for a bottle of MD 20/20 to go blind on and continue our night of perfection and LOOOVVEEEE... ::BuRRRp::
A NIGHT ONLY DREAMS ARE MADE OF... (a mental patients dreams)...but DREAMS NONE THE LESS!!!
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