What can I say? I kick ass and take names! I cook fifteen-minute rice in six minutes. I am an expert in quantum physics, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Guatemala. I enjoy urban hang gliding, I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a world champion Hand Dancer! The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I've won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Nepal and axe-throwing contests in Djibouti. I have loved and lost and have the tee-shirt to prove it ! I have performed open-heart surgery with nothing more than a Bic pen and a shoelace. I am pen pals with Elvis and he sends his regards.
If you have not gotten a laugh outta this so far you are likely too uptight to enjoy my company and should probably hit the back button now!If you are still here read on...
I am single at the moment but not exactly in the market. I am enjoying my liberties and expanding my social capital for now.
I currently have some personal self improvement projects (as well as global projects; world peace, hunger, renewable energy, etc...) in the works & ultimately find myself at a very introspective point in my life and reevaluating certain aspects. Kind of concentrating on looking inward before I search outward.
In short, I am really just here for the forums & to make new friends at the moment so feel free to say hello.
Oh yea, I play music in a Party Band and you should check out a show! We love to shake it up, drink it down, and play it loud! Can you keep up?
Best of luck in this silly pond
New Hobby Update 8/6/09- I just recently discovered cycling & purchased a Kick A$$ 21 Speed Mountain Comfort Cruiser! It is great exercise & a lot of fun! Who wants to go riding?
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The Band Is On Hold Until Feb 2010
12/31/2009 Snowboarding, Liquor, & Live Music! Come get’cha some! I am doing New Years @ Mad River Mountain Ski Resort again “sitting in” with a friends band! Come Join Us!
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